good news everybody
especially if you are a chef
unless you believe in scientology
in which case
you are just a wanker
theres a great new site out there.........
right out there....
but nowhere near dorking
which is a different toaster of giraffes
this great new site is on the internerdwebmachine
its called www.davenkez.com
and its amazing
it changed my world
and it could change yours too
it is a vessel of enormous wisdom
with sound advice for all and any comers, goers or takers
yes its www.davenkez.com
which will colour your world with good times
cheap wine, bad women and crap song
it made me very wealthy
oh yes indeed
i now have to choose which of my boats to drive to antigua this weekend
sigh
sigh
sigh
come along
buy one
try one
david bowie is often seen there
logged in under his psuedonym
davidbowie
but i see through his tricks
bring your hubby
bring your goat
bring your kids
bring your leg scars
please note that i have not been paid for this party promotional
at least not remunerated in the conventional sense.
please note 2. www.davenkez.com and is not to be confused with www.daveandkez.com which is about a couple of swingers in england...
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