the worrrllld this evening

disastrous fire stuff
huge numbers for deaths and destruction and money
everything is terrible
and may well get moreso
sad but getting a bit tiresome
funeral of firefighter that got done
music industry going to help out scorchio persons
fuck off coldplay shite
the lamest band in the world will be part of it
peter garrett back to shout again
rather hard to take him seriously since his crap envirodestruction efforts
the stock markets have gone down the lavatory
again
tokyo, korea blah blah
america bank wank
fuck off american bank twats
basta!
australian government is going to buy some new submarines
ooh err everybody will be scared of our us now!
with our shiny new scuba mask!
thatll stop the chinese from destroying us completely!
fucking idiotic muslims in pakistan have temporarily stopped killing
coz their govt lets them run the place like a tribe in desert 1600 years ago
fucking arseholes they are with their sharia law horseshit
some brit bloke out off guantamano bay
after 8 years
he has a minor crank on
telling all about how he got shafted by the yanks and brits
poor bastard got tortured et al
hes still a muslim twat though
terrorist state israel cant decide who will be in charge of being racist and terrorising palestinians in government
if only they would agree
to fuck right off and nuke themselves
oh and hamas are wankers too
tamil tigers in sri lanka offer a cease fire
why dont they just give it up?
the govt says bog off
now lots of people stuck in big arsed jail camps
woah woah woah
what is it good for?
super cool aung sang su chi is still stuck in jail in burma
the bunghole miliatry junta has let out 2 prisoners and a goat
but of course nobody who matters got out
faarrrrrrrrrrrrrk off you militarist thugs!
labor govt still popular in australia
goddamm boring politics and bullshit muppets banging on
its a twat head competition
at least the liberal filth are losing...
vafffanculo!
the national museum of iraq has been reopened
324324534 years after the americans let it get trashed
now everything is lovely
except the fact that its not ready at all
its a stunt of course
fnar fnar
schnore schnore
an auction of yves saint buttnugget art stuff is on in france
lots of rich arseholes are spending lots of wonga
yar yar bog off
now barracks banana is banging on about how to fix their broken economy
oh dear i think my legs just dropped off with excitement
lots of pollies trying to look clever
and just looking like the swill they are
more bungsnaps americans banging on
one want to end the trade embargo against
commo pinko beardo cuba..
in japanlandia a local govt has started looking through the sewage
and been finding gold in it...
those whacky nipponese.. playing in their own slurry
merda madness!
huge wanker land saudi arabia
is investing its oil money sensibly apparently
even if the oil price is rubbish
the backwards theocratic gits in dresses can keep buying fugu encrusted lavatory paper

NOW WASH YOUR HANDS!