an acquantaince of this blog has recently done something large
that person had a nip and tuck
not just your standard bit of the belly and eyelid hoiking
oh no
they had a big job done
and my what a big job it was
big job big job big job
this person used to be girl/woman/chick/bird/lady/wench etc
and that's no longer the case
oh no
this person is now a dude/bloke/geezer/fella/chap/boy
oh yes
and this person now does look markedly different
they had their thingies lopped off and donated to charity
they bought a wang and a pair of nads from bangladesh via ebay
got them stuck on with sticky tape
and they had a HAIRCUT!
so now she is a he
and behavioural change is underway
she/he burps in public places
she/he scratched her fake bollocks
she/he drinks loadsa beer instead of girly bacardi drinks
and now she/he is the wussiest/do-goodiest bloke thing walking the planet
YOU know who YOU are...
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