ireland's handyman

its not easy being irish
things were going alright until the catholics showed up and enslaved their minds and bodies
then those dastardly english show up, invade and fuck the place up royally
they spend centuries oppressing the locals and moving in their own
when the staple crop of potatoes gets footrot
the english dont lift a finger and a million die
another million flee to england, north america and australia
only to be treated as second class citizens
finally after untold suffering the rebellion starts working
the english agree to leave but demand to keep a quarter of the island
leading to further horrible bloodshed and even worse, Ian Paisley
around the beginning of the 21st century ireland was finally becoming a wealthy nation
then an ecomomic bust befell the country and todgered it
staggeringly Ireland got to its metaphorical feet
until Thierry Henry, famous hypocrite showed up...