Some seas that got rather high, yesterday
the total of postage published in october just passed was pretty damn low
it might even be said that it fucked the average
if you were some kind of potty mouth
but
there is a valid and thrilling excuse for this poor output
as the majority of the research staff at limebeaver inc have been seafaring
fully occupied in hoisting sails
jibing to the aft
walking the excitement plank
buccaneering to the stern
getting off with tom the cabin boy
frigging in the rigging
as such there has been little time for the exacting research required for every posting here
even the seemingly utterly half-arsed posts here entailed hundreds of woah-man hours work
so its tricky
tricky tricky tricky
to do so
whilst fighting off evil merchicks with rocket launching breasts
jousting swashbucklingly with sword fishies
psycho killer whales with nuclear tipped arses
and evil pirates with poisoned hooks and homing zyclon x parrots on their shoulders
saying things like 'SQUARK who's a doomed motherfucker then'
so its been tricky and kind of hard to get to the bodlean library or the aztec camera
to research studiously
with much brow furrowing
encyclopedia browsing
and furtive snogging between behind the microfiche machines
the latest reports are that the bad ship Billions of Bilious Lime Blistering Barnacle Beavers is lost amongst the myriad of ever morphing channels north of canadia in search of the north west back passage
death, disaster and doom are presumed immenent
in the meantime inbetween time
a rat with epilepsy will be occasionally dropped on a keyboard
to provide the occasional drivel you may witness in the coming months
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