1. Your claims of a knighthood are demonstrably false
2. Your belief in a flying super-serpent that will one day save you is daft
3. The collection of 17 hot pink socks is pointless, why 17?
4. when you lie your nostrils flare up like an epileptic gnu
5. I picked you a flower and you demanded a savannah
6. The way you do that thing you do
7. You had carnal relations with John Flynn's wife
8. You give me fifty-seven flavours of hell, without a scoop
9. You think coldplay are even remotely interesting
10. You think that meet and greet involves steak and tears
11. Your eyes are a window to your colon
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Downright Shakespearian...
Not that into Lloyd Cole. But Coldplay aren't awful
i guess you are right, they arent awful, they arent interesting enough to be awful...
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