i am the resurrection...

the last few days have been all about easter
all about a story that a bloke died and then...
wait for it....
came back to life!
super idea for a story that
i dont know much about easter
not being of the religious bent
and having half a brain
but there is something about fish
or wild steak or something
and you have to pin them to a tree
do a little jig
and call yourself horace
wander around with a cross
which is surely what he would love to see when he rocks back into town
this is how you honour a bloke that died and came back again
makes sense really
maybe easter is about the highlander
its better to burn out than to fade away!
christophe lambert doesnt seem the preachy kinda guy tho
more surly looks and dyed blonde hair
in over 100,000 years of human myth making we got stuck with this horse shit
only 2000 years ago back there in the middle east
an INSIGNIFICANT little tribe
decided that they were gods own people
not unusual that
and therefore proceeded to have this bloke killed
by nailing him up on a stick
and now half the world
so called rational developed world
have to live our lives around that INSIGNIFICANT tribe
and their fairy story
as opposed to to any other tribe that kicked about in the desert
or up trees
or on an island
or bloody anywhere else in the last 100,000 years!
funnily enough
that INSIGNIFICANT little tribe still hold influence beyond all proportion
influencing decisions all over the world
causing misery, suffering and death to this very day
!!!
i vote the highlander for easter
a new myth
the highlander was born monkey-like from an egg
on top of a mountain
but a chocolate egg
laid by a rabbit with roids
but he was killed by the gurgle or whatever that big bad bloke was
only to come back as sean connery
and accompany tripitaka across china
with his bosom buddies
astroboy and birdman
speaking japanese
to india
the highlander was. .. IRREPRESSIBLE!