micio in majorca

micio goes back to the bar for another sangria


micio has just jetted back into town
after his extended dead guy on a stick weekend break
at his 3rd pad in majorca
one might think that majorca is a bit far to go for a long weekend
considering the distance from melby town
not for this micio
coz he lives on an abstract plain
he is like the schwarz
he is all around us
omnipresent...
you got the vibe
he's looking tanned
his metallic grey has just a tinge more copper about it
he claims it happens naturally in the sun
but we suspect he sprays something on
he's looking relaxed
doing a few showy extra big stretches around the place
yes, yes micio..
he's looking shouty
walking in and belting out a few of his greatest hits
like tom jones at his hairy chested best in the 60's
he claims he didnt drink much over there
somehow i doubt it
he claims not to have taken hard drugs
it seems unlikely
he claims not have been snogging all the thththgats
hah!
he also claims to have rescued a drowning child from the 'med'
as he calls it
sure you did micio...
he sure has dropped that lisp pretty quickly...