dodged a bullet

it looks like i dodged a bullet
im getting quite flexible these days
with greased-lead reflexes
greased-lead is really quite slippery
if a little cumbersome
i am considering going professional
perhaps joining the circ de soleil
or whatever that french rubbish is called
there have been arrow catchers about
i even saw one on telly the other day
very excitable fellow...
so why cant there be a professional, massively well paid bullet dodger
some guy stick his whole body through the head of tennis racquet?
so what?
a bloke swings two irons from his todger
ppffft!
some types defy death by wandering about on a bit of string 100 metres up
ha!
a fat git gets shot out of a cannon
infants diversion!!!
wait til you see the Masked-Underpants on the outside-Fabbo-Bullet-Dodger!
women will want him (to show them his etchings)
men will want him (in the lavatories after the show)
kids will want... errr.... his autograph
sniffle?
Bokko!