There is a competition around to win a trip to ireland, not iceland or island... and I am definitely %100 going to win, win and go drink loads of Guinness. What follows is my highly secretive master plan of victory by a unleashing a torrent of potentially lethal cheese...
They give you the first four lines of a cheesy po about ireland and you have to finish it off...
which i have done with the unreasonable use of cheese not seen since Dirty Dancing and soon i shall invade russia in winter (or go on a cheesy 12 day bus trip around ireland)...
Cheese-Ho!
If you win, the things you’ll like most
About your tour round Ireland’s green coast
Are the people and places,
The craic and the faces
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To gaze on the cliffs of Moher
Feel my brain whirr slower
A tour of the Ring of Kerry
To make my heart merry
After a kiss of the Blarney stone
Perhaps I shan't return alone
Supping of Guinness by the Liffey
Would be most spiffy
And Kilkenny by the Nore
Would tickle me to the core
To be sure
To be sure...
Smell my cheese you mothers!
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