not a north country buoy

I went there once
the country that is
its a strange place
the country that is
its not quite as depicted on telly
where i get all my information from....
there arent that many people around
not too many big buildings either
the music on the radio or in the pubs and shops is always shit
not a lot of cars on the wide streets
it'd probably be a good place to learn how to drive
just a few crap pubs and a couple of ahem 'historic' buildings
and a church or some such rubbish
and lots and lots of SPACE
space is the place
more animals abound in the country
then you would see in the city
fat bastard cows munching and dumping
man they are boring methane makers
tall bastard horses standing around with their sleeveless jackets on
being all graceful and maney
silly little fluffy white bastard sheep being dumb as fuck
standing around and then standing around some more
bouncy wouncy kangaroos bouncing about
except the ones that are flat on the road with bits coming out of them
the occasional emu can be spotted
caning along and looking completely insane
if you are lucky you might spot a koala up a tree
but they might have died of sexually transmitted diseases by now
or a wombat wombling along next to the road
just before it attempts to womble across the road when the hell it feels like it
there can be birdies too black ones and white ones and pink ones
shouting there very small brains out
or an eagle or some such up really high
they look like they're having a huge time
and reptiles of all kinds
freaky looking lizards and scary looking snakes
im not convinced about the country....