the country revisited,,,

Three lesser known things about the country;
1.black forest cakes are everywhere
you cant move for black forest cakes in the country, it gets stuck on the sole of your shoes, they attack your children and pets and they cause rabid diabetes.
2.bears roam in packs of millions
the next most dangerous thing in the country is the bears, small bears, big bears and medium racist bears, brown bears, black bears and beige bears. Dont believe the hype that bears are only in certain parts of the planet, the bears are out there man.
3.Soup is never found in the country
No soup anywhere, tomato soup, chicken soup or dog soup or any other soups. People in the country cant even spell soup, they dont know what it is, most will think you are talking about soap.