Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Franco's cousins Franco

in the previous post we revelled in the beauty that was franco cozzo
spruiking his goods in english, italian and greek
but he also has two noteworthy relatives
the first being his uncle Generalisimo Franco the fascist who ruled spain for 40 odd years
defeated the republican forces
and chopped up everybody who didnt agree with him
and less famously
sold 3 piece lounge settings from his showroom at ththththpectacular prices in sevilla
the other was Franco Cazzo
his cousin twice removed
Franco Cazzo had a marvellous career being a nob
with outstanding success in several town and villages in sicily and coburg
he was such a nob that all nobs were thereafter named after him
additionally in a sideline
he sold dining tables shaped like cazzi
so remember
next time you shout 'Cazzo!'
you are summoning up the dead great man himself...

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