the 12 days of shitemas

on the first day of shitemas
my true love sent to me
nothing coz she aint real

on the second day of shitemas
my true love sent to me
two turtle heads
and nothing coz she aint real

on the third day of shitemas
my true love sent to me
three bags of sick
two turtle heads
and nothing coz she aint real

on the fourth day of shitemas
my true love sent to me
four mormon callers
three bags of sick
two turtle heads
and nothing coz she aint real

on the fifth day of shitemas
my true love sent to me
five grams of anthrax
four mormon callers
three bags of sick
two turtle heads
and nothing coz she aint real

on the sixth day of shitemas
my true love sent to me
six nickleback cd singles
five grams of anthrax
four mormon callers
three bags of sick
two turtle heads
and nothing coz she aint real

on the seventh day of shitemas
my true love sent to me
seven maggots crawling
six nickleback cd singles
five grams of anthrax
four mormon callers
three bags of sick
two turtle heads
and nothing coz she aint real

on the eighth day of shitemas
my true love sent to me
eight gay strippers
seven maggots crawling
six nickleback cd singles
five grams of anthrax
four mormon callers
three bags of sick
two turtle heads
and nothing coz she aint real

on the ninth day of shitemas
my true love sent to me
nine smashes in the nads
eight gay strippers
seven maggots crawling
six nickleback cd singles
five grams of anthrax
four mormon callers
three bags of sick
two turtle heads
and nothing coz she aint real

on the tenth day of shitemas
my true love sent to me
ten death threats
nine smashes in the nads
eight gay strippers
seven maggots crawling
six nickleback cd singles
five grams of anthrax
four mormon callers
three bags of sick
two turtle heads
and nothing coz she aint real

on the eleventh day of shitemas
my true love sent to me
eleven young liberals
ten death threats
nine smashes in the nads
eight gay strippers
seven maggots crawling
six nickleback cd singles
five grams of anthrax
four mormon callers
three bags of sick
two turtle heads
and nothing coz she aint real

on the twelfth day of shitemas
my true love sent to me
12 episodes of big brother
eleven young liberals
ten death threats
nine smashes in the nads
eight gay strippers
seven maggots crawling
six nickelback cd singles
five grams of anthrax
four mormon callers
three bags of sick
two turtle heads
and nothing coz she aint real...