ostrayan eyedull

quick turn off your brain
here come's the reality tv bus
big brudder, idle minds, i'm a turd getta me somewhere, biggest tosser, twats famous for nothing going square dancing,
not much different really from the rest of commercial television in this country...
holiday shows sponsored by resorts, dig up your backyard, change your house, change your wife, self-raising babies, is there a limit to the shite on offer ? no need to participate in life, just watch it.
border paranoia patrol.... oooh look out!
the hordes at the borders trying to get into our lovely white country, funny looking people with different accents and different LANGUAGES and CULCHAS. Keep our horizons broadened, as far as the next suburb. So, world affairs at the moment are, a war against bad people who look different with our mates US and UK (who really couldn't give a toss). something else happened in the US, an Australian got slightly famous in the US, fucking try to stop me beaming with pride. No need to mention the 5 billion other people who inhabit the planet. that'd be un-australian....
there's cops and docs galore, all pouring in from the USA our new spiritual homeland. Advertisements made in the USA, or made in Australia with US accents! fuck that's convinced me.
ring 911 for help! Middle Eastern australians dressing up as ghetto blacks.
Soap? fucking don't insult inanimate cleansing materials. Neighbours and home and away, challenges you keep you on your toes... to get the fuck out of the room and/or the country. Sold and syndicated to sad bastards the world over, who believe Australians live and reason like that.
Sports shows that bang on mindlessly about trivial games. you mean rugby league isn't the worlds most popular game? I can't understand it, it's so....... fucking shit.
never mind that the rest of the world plays and watches other things....
Oz comedy, dig a fucking hole and bury it, the creativity of a slug shredded by razor wire having a bad hair day.
games shows hosted by talentless, humourless, charismaless wankers and barbie doll birdies
current affairs about dole bludgers, sheister businessmen, save $2.20 on your asparagus, and the WORLD'S WORST NEIGHBOURS!!!!!!!!!!!! how low can the common denominator be?
so what have learned today about the world....
wired words of wisdom spoken by bottom obsessed animations
how do you get on tv? you gotta be famous...
how do you get famous? you gotta be on tv...
crank it up for the advertisements.
tell me how to live with a cheery jingle mother fucker?