make mine a bourbon and keyboard

a recipe for disaster
ingredients:
1 part keyboard
4 parts Bourbon
1 part pissed idiot
2 parts missing keys
2 parts climbing in the window
17 parts stomped on flowers
1 part flyscreen misplaced
112 parts amazement that nothing got broken
13 parts smiling assassin
4 parts Horn of Africa taxi driver
9.5 parts ranting and raving
40 parts goodish intentions
4 parts interpersonal stimulation
0.5 part never gonna do that again
20 parts sidepart
16 parts bad pronunciation

Method;
1. mix all ingredients with varying success
2. try not to fall over
3. do not impale yourself on art installation
4. have a 'great idea'
5. seek to change the galaxy by doing precisely nothing
6. feel thirsty
7. add motorbike chain and oil
8. swig at bottle of bourbon
9. miss head completely
10. apply liberally to keyboard
11. ecco pronto!!!