Monday, June 15, 2020

a sweeping state-ment




all good and pantywaist anglophones were most likely force fed info about the house of plantagenet
they ruled over chunks of france
and large bits of the bwitish (northern?) isles for hundreds of years

even the most ignorant donkey fucker has heard of 
some harrys, dicks and eddies


after centuries of standard slaughter and oppression
and copulating with their sisters, uncles and step midgets
they eventually got sick of incest
and in the name of pompous fuckwittery and lutes
murdered themselves into oblivion

but at least their noble named lived on!?
 doesnt the name plantagenet sound sooo sophis!
sooo exotico!
sooo high and mighty!

yeah nah


its named after an unimpressive ickle yellow flower
genisteae or planta genista

also known as the broom plant


how very glamourous indeed! 

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