Cunt Leopold's Goats

Belgium hey?
cute little harmless country with pretty towns
waffles, chocolate and frites
kept being invaded by napolean then the naughty prussians
half frenchy
half nederlander
(plus a dash of deutsch)
tintin et milou!
a little stone wazzer
lovely friendly people

all good and innocent

surely they didnt get involved in the eurotrash mania of colonising, looting and genocide of the last half millenium?

not like those dastardly french in indochina or west and north africa
or those wicked spanish in latin america and the (phillip)ines
or those brutal portuguese in africa and brasil
or those java despoiling dutch
not even like those giovanni come latelys - italy, having a gas in abyssinia
or those genocidal germans in namibia, hottenwots?
or the champions of colonial exploitation, the conniving engerlish!

alas they were at it too

as (some of the) sex pistols said
no one is innocent.