Bastard in the winter of 1069-70 to subjugate oop north England, where the presence of the last Wessex scrote, Edgar Runnybottom, had encouraged Anglo-Danish rebellions. This campaign was akin to genocide and resulted in a significant change to the gene pool.
It involved sending in a ruthless bunch of mercenaries, infamous for their blood lust and desire for eating childrens' intestines with cracked pepper. Their bloody curdling war cry was 'burning, looting, raping and a shooting'. If you heard it, you would surely be dead within minutes.
Gaze upon their fearful countenances and thank ganesha you live in happier times...
harry "phil" mccracken
handjob harry
'reachy' harry reacharound
harry from barry
harry the bastard
harry 'the boner' humerus
harriet the ginger ninja
(the simpleton boy who carried the cracked pepper)
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