cheddar man... you're the answer ...That makes my questions disappear

more than 100 years back
some human remains were found in a cave
in the zomerzet region of engerland
in recent years whizz bang dating technology has taken leaps and bounds
and after lots of extremely clever people testing
(between drinking scrumpy and calling people their lavas)
with extremely clever machines
they established that he was from the mesolithic period
he lived and died approximately 10000 years ago

but to the great distress of little englanders everywhere
and the delight of the appalling tabloid trash media
his physical appearance would have been very different to what they had hoped for
in their tiny bigoted minds

nooooah
he wasnt gammon coloured at all!

he was all cheese...