life is a barrel of monkeysa nice royal blue one
with fake wood effects on the exterior
but not the interior
small let downs sometimes hurt the most
unscrew the top
clock or anti clock wizened
its up to you
they both work
and inside!!!!
a plethora of monkeys
a little on the flat side
but who gives a toss?
they have stamped faces, arms and feetsies
theres a red one
theres a blue one
theres another blue one
theres a yellow one
theres a red one
theres another yellow one
and a blue one
whats This?!!!
ABOMINATION!
a green one???!!!
oh sorry it was just the light refracting erroneously
its blue as blue can be
and thats pretty blue
if you like they can hook arms
so you can make a monkey chain
not a daisy chain
twat!
you can make a little monkey chain
or a big fuck off monkey chain
liberty of choice is a marvellous thing
decades of wholesome existential chain fun with a barrel of monkeys
your life that is
brought to you by the non existent folk at God's Everything Is Lovely Family Toy inc.
unless you god the crap version
a toilet of monkeys...
4 comments:
Aaah the memories...many hours, well a few hours, well probably maybe one hour...of playing Barrel of Monkeys with me bro.
yeah its pretty cool.. ever try toilet of monkeys tho?
No, actually, I haven't heard of that one, do you hang chains of them around the rim?
QJ
spot on...
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