step 1. try to get respectable fully knowing that entrance to bunghole bar could be problematic
step 2. achieve relative respectability
step 3. head of to tram stop in suddenly torrential rain
step 4. wait for fucking ever for crap tram service
step 5. get cranky about waiting and consider chucking it all in
step 6. tram shows and simple trip to toon
step 7. alight tram, tend to fundage necessities
step 8. approach bunghole bar with trepidation
step 9. pretentious arsehole does the up and down looking and make up crap excuse for refusal
step 10. express disbelief at pretentious arseholes threadbare excuse
step 11. realise debating is pointless and depart hoping to have some dignity intact
step 12. consider going for a pint at nearby public house
step 13. plump for tram stop
step 14. play the crap tram waiting game again
step 15. fume over pretentiousness of arseholes and pronto location choice
step 16. tram back again
step 17. go to local paper shop for consolatory beers
step 18. ahhh thats better..
step 19. WANKERS!
step 20. repeat steps 19 & 20 ad nauseum
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