one ahahahahah: drink your beer in the dark-its better for you
two ahahahahah: you need not use your fangs to open beer-there are twist tops now
three ahahahaha: drink Bloody Brand Beer-must i explain?
four ahahahahah: long necks are highly desirable-more nape
five ahahahahaah: light beer is for lightweight vampires-what are you a bloodsucking monster or a bloodsucking mouse?
six ahahahahaha: when you do a number two in the pub bogs, dont tuck your cape into your smalls-very uncool
seven ahahahaha: using your coffin for an esky may seem clever, but will you sleep in the bath?
eight ahahahahah: when hungover, stick to bloody marys-you just have to find where they live
nine ahahahahah: exotic beers with chili are okay-ones with garlic are not
ten ahahahahaha: do not get pissed and fall asleep on the lawn-unless you have a death wish
heres looking virtually at you G Man
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