god save the queens birthday

some old english bird had a birthday
it wasnt this week
its in Mars or something
that dont matter
we cant still have a day off
i think it was frederica mercurio
i thought she was dead
or was that the queens brother?
what disrespect
so fredericas not dead
well what will ian astbury do when he breaks up with jim morrisson hostel?
so at precisely 4.56, 11.56, 20.56 and 29.56 i got down on my big map of the world and prayed towards the oversized pink bit
and was greatful to the fact that some halfwit vikings come frenchmen invaded a crapola island 900 years ago
ever since they have shagged their sisters
and gradually become ever more inbred and daft
then made thousands of men slaughter eachother while they played tiddlewinks
and talked all toff like
screwthemvis
an empire was born
based upon greed and racism
and it was one of the better ones
ththththththththth wouldve been worse
or jsjsjsjsjsjssjjsjs for that matter
or letwatwtwatwtawtawtwtwattwat
or hckchchskhsscccchchchchchsplit
so we got that one
and we were a part of the umpire
until the umpire got done
and then we became part of the new umpire
from snooty and anal
to crass and ugly
but we kept all the good things
westminster system
irony
bad food
lack of social skills
alcohol abuse
tea
left side driving
cricket
dodgy residency rights
fear of openness
those crappest of crap games
the junket of olympiad
the young ones
that ugly thing on the flag
and the royal family
all over the coinage
all over the government
and all over the shitful magazines
theres no future in australias dreaming...