what may be called barsly and what may not

what may;
stupid birds on telly
barlsy
chocolate rabbits
stupid dogs on telly
random animals
connor moo
brindle staffies
any type of staffy
any dog
most cats
wombats
badgers
the occasional horse
the ones that arent barking mad english people
hippopotamususussusususu
beavis
kiss him now
bog off rsvp
the entirety of staffordshire
no plants, bog off
quality works of art
various deities
good looking football mascots
marty willson piper both old and new


what may not;
german racial superiority
pool tables
ladyboys
peter koppes
fridges
footpaths
long walks on the beach
turnips
earings
railroad tracks
skinned chicken
chicken with skin
computers
turds
feather boas
birds that dont talk to me
anal holidays
bananas
termites
rats
peoples butts
almond slivers


cardinal rule, if in doubt DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT