warning;goats may bite your clothes

but they never did
at least i got the foto tho
it may have been wiser to have a warning about the deer
the deers my be presumptuous gits
could at least have hinted at it
go over that bloke
and buy some of those funny round cracker things
like the pidgies rat thangs at trafalgar square
not to be confused with trafalgar place
thatd be a far substantially different thing
get your cracker things here
look at the luvverly bambi babies
protected by lore and law
not like humans that werent part of that master race
sidle over
make your own difference
proffer your hands
as if making an offer to some god or other
for trevors saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake
they are all cute and wuddly
sure
keeps your palm flat
like with horses or goat like beaver machines
the ones that may bite your clothes
thats the ticket
in the sun
amongst the trees
but in the shadow of a magnificent tower
that would be kulcha then
here, sweet doe eyed doe
try some of this
arrghghhghghghgh
settle downvis
who is that in my pock-it?
have i fallen off a bus into harare?
umm no
gnash and gnarl (i rad)
eat
munch
nibble
gnaw
skull
ooottay there!
stop it
stop it
stop it
sure
get stuck into those shorts
not like i needed them anyway
arms
below the elbow they are just wasting away anyway
legs ?
nooo didnt want them
who needs to ambulate these days?
go on
get stuck in
an arse?
superfluous...
funk dat
whats needed here is a big fancy venison steak
or
ooooh let me see
a couple of hundred
blessed beasts
protected by that lore thing
lets skulk off then