the mookskeeper

Give me a head of hair, long beautiful hair....
Shinin', gleamin', steamin flax n' waxin',

What constitutes a great haircut?
When you aren't crying at the end of it?
When your hair isn't green?
Blue?
Purple?
The Jennifer Aniston DO?
Hollywood's a bitch...

What about the idea of.......happiness?
Happy with your lebanese macho boy do?
Black roots with blonde tips...
Crafed into a stunning masterpiece of a mohawk?

Shave your head, feed the world!
Why do all Africans have shaved heads? Or cornrolls?
To combat flies? Ticks?
Or for fashion?

Why do dykes cut their hair like boys?
Aren't women attracted to other women with long hair?

Why won't Travis shave his head? Is it vanity?
Or Insanity?
When the clippers are charged and ready to go...
He won't take the dive into skinheadism.....

Oh why oh why is life such a dilemma about one's hair?