worst mr men character ever

watch out!

mr ebola is about!

To Live (有時讓其死去)

ever wondered how life was for normal people in china in the second half of the 20th century?

then watch this fab film!

it includes-

civil war lunacy

limps

being cold

tumultuous societal upheaval

chairman mao type get ups by the truckload

chopsticks

zero western 'saviour' types

small town politics gone mental communist dogma style

great leaps

yfel ræfn−an ne forcýðan!

 

ye olde gaheth!

pax romain?

all round hunk and kick arse fitballer

Olivier Giroud 

v

the other one

Romain Giroud

commentaire de l'année?

jean-jacques francois jacques jean

 

aka jj frankie jj de shoresy

le nom francais le plus canon de tous le temps?

yucky soba!

 

the experts warned us not do it

they spelled out all the risks

of our dna's tendency to mutate

they cautioned of the fabled evil spaghetti monsters of yore

the compromised politicians equivocated

as big noodle undermined the science

yet humankind is heedless and dissolute

and inevitably

someone

somewhere

(possibly in the summertime)

eventually surrendered to wheaty temptation

and shagged a packet of ramen

oh the fidelity!

έχουν ένα σημείο εκεί!

these greek newspaper peoples 

dont seem too pleased with sunaks prevarication

about the rightful return of the Γλυπτά του Παρθενώνα

from the twitish museum

aka imperial kleptocrats playpen

aka historical theft-based meme generation phenomenon

Threads - its the feel good hit of the (nuclear) winter!

it was really was grim up north...

(and everyfuckingwhere else)

upside down beer drinker

fascinating bloke that

full of riveting tales

useful life lessons

and witty banter

BELCH!

tanti ragazzi, una coppa di merda 28

 

the COP 28 (Cuntiness Of Parasites) is being held in the UAE (Unending Arab Emptiness) 

a country that is filthy rich from selling shit to burn

in a region that owes its entire wealth to selling shit to burn

what could possibly go wrong?

with the host country's grand fromage

and event host

sultan scrotey al arseface

being able to straight-facedly claiming that

 there is “no science” indicating that a phase-out of fossil fuels is needed to restrict global heating

 without shitting his galabeya into low earth orbit from suppressed laughter

business as per fucking usual allora...

il mare crudele - la luna di miele e finita (almeno per me)

non sarà mai più così...

mi dispiace tex e ragazzi

non ce lo potevo fare

ad assistere al concerto per il (fucking!) 30esimo anniversario

ci ho voluto tanto

infatto ne ho pagato abbastanza

ma non doveva esserci

oh, non è più divertente

non so cosa dire...

stunningly salacious EURO 2024 draaaoooooh si!

(with supplementalary sibilant syllabary) 

seen at the recent selection for euro 24 soccer shindig

the smug supercilious self saluting scumbags

of UEFA (Utterly Egregiously Fucking Avaricious) 

had to suffer a saucy soundtracking scenario

suca!

Neco z Alenky (ne Karla)

a czechy kind of alice

with animal skulls

and all kinds of cool old skool trickery

a gothy kind of alice

with sunglasses at night

and black, black kit

palazzo del cazzo

 

si

e un palazzo

quindi?

🤷

il sacrilegio fruttifero

a me non mi dispiace l'ananas sulla pizza

a lui invece...

la cumbia parces...

 

recientemente yo fui a un concierto de cumbia

y lastima! no estuve en santa marta!

pero

me lo disfruto mucho

es musica que he oido varias veces en mi vida

como salsa, tango, reggaeton (brrrr), mariachi, ranchera y varias musicas andinas de flautas

cuando estuve en las paises de america latina

a decir la verdad

tambien si me gustaron las musicas tradicionales de latam

era come parte de la experiencia de estar en una cultura 

nunca me han golpeado al corazon

(o a las nalgas)

pero cuando vi que una parcera bumanguesa cantaba con un grupo cumbia

tenia muchas ganas a experimentarla otra vez

yyyy

fue genial!

como parte del show

explicaron la historia de cumbia

con imagines instructivas en una pantalla grande

y si vestieron en ropa tradicional

sobre todo las mujeres un sus vestidas multi coloradas y spectaculares

Hicieron un gran esfuerzo para animar al público a subir a la pista de baile

y bailar a la musica

todo eso creo la buena onda y una occasion jubilosa

y con latinos varios en el publico

lograron a crear un pequeno rincon de ambiente colombiana

en el otro lado del charco

(mas grande al mundo)

y obviamente la estrella del espectaculo

fue la parcera bumanguesa bacana!

epa!

HENERAL LUNA - hindi, hindi at hindi na muli

did they put the H in the title to help monoglots pronounce it correctly?

i really wanted to like this movie

we dont get a lot of pino movies that have a half decent budget

and always up for seeing an underdog kicking the big bad imperial farkers

its a great tale

and the actors arent utterly terrible

the period military outfits look goodish (but inexplicably clean) too

but

it just looks cheap

therefore unconvincing

and the cliches have all the subtlety 

of a 10 metre cucaracha

shitting appropriately sized turds

all over your breakfast cereal of choice

the mighty and rabble rousing patriotic Heneral hero

the complicated love interest/red cross heroine

the evil scheming politicians selling out the MAN

the selfless (ketchup covered) sacrifices of the loyal pino soldiers

is it shitfully awful?

hindi

is it a chunky let down?

ay oo!

spider pig gran premio

SPIDER PIG

SPIDER PIG

Does whatever a SPIDER PIG does

looking forward to new formula uno race

in 'the meadows'

*cough cough*

(the most egregious case of toponomic wishful thinking yet?)

on its unique spider pig configuration...

LOOK OOOUUUTTT!!!!

He is a SPIDER PIG!!

melfed rhyngwladol (Live at the 1999 Rugby World Cup Opening)

tugs on the old llinynnau calon innit?

every day i wake up

and thank the lord im welsh...

on thees day - 8th november

on this day in 1923

in a sweaty beerhall

in munchin', deutschlandia

a pathetic little twat 

who may or not have had one ball

a stupid moustache

a rather natty dress sense

who was a crap artist

a rather un'woke' attitude to ethnicity

and some rather weighty mummy issues

tried to take over the nation

and failed

ha!

alas

in the not too distant future

he did manage to take over the country

and helped the eurotrash outdo their estimable previous mass murder record

following on the 'war to end all wars'

with the biggest shiniest bloodiest war yet

and a little genocide along the way...