did they put the H in the title to help monoglots pronounce it correctly?
i really wanted to like this movie
we dont get a lot of pino movies that have a half decent budget
and always up for seeing an underdog kicking the big bad imperial farkers
its a great tale
and the actors arent utterly terrible
the period military outfits look goodish (but inexplicably clean) too
but
it just looks cheap
therefore unconvincing
and the cliches have all the subtlety
of a 10 metre cucaracha
shitting appropriately sized turds
all over your breakfast cereal of choice
the mighty and rabble rousing patriotic Heneral hero
the complicated love interest/red cross heroine
the evil scheming politicians selling out the MAN
the selfless (ketchup covered) sacrifices of the loyal pino soldiers
is it shitfully awful?
hindi
is it a chunky let down?
ay oo!
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