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Scarafaggio

oggi parliamo del grande pittore italiano Scarafaggio

Lui e' riconosciuto come il piu grande pittore di sua epoca 

(La fine del 16 ° secolo, dei primi 17 ° secolo)

Ha vissuto una vita tempestuosa, con tanto alcool, prostitute, violenza e anche omocidio

E sopratutto famoso per la  realistica osservazione dello stato umano, sia fisico che emotivo, con un uso drammatico della luce, e' ha avuto una influenza formativa sulla pittura barocca.

una rara immagine del pittore a lavoro

un esempio di chiaroscuro, Madonna dei pellegrini c.1604

sappiamo bene che lui amava bere

un suo capalavoro 'San Gerolamo in meditazione' c.1607

'Davide con la testa di Goliath' c1605

avvolte gli piaceva solamente girovagare ubriaco

il suo lavoro ha ispirato tanti imitatori

ed alcuni contrafattori non molto convincenti

im a dolt now

it was the summer of 1988-1989

bongeovi sucked arse

little alfonse got his first tooth

homer had just got his dream job

oh wait...

boys who like girls who liked trousers

short round became tall slim

a haircut was paid for

interest rates fluctuate

new chums brought about expanded horizons

trub was looming like a large looming trub cloud

a strand brought a cassingle to skool

the rest was blistery...

singing above the karmic jungle

not that many lifetimes ago
in the steamy jungle of central america
i melded my ancient worlds and beliefs...

Any House wine?

conclusions-

drugs are bad mkay?

her boyfriend/hub was a cunt

her father was a cunt

the papsmeararsi are cunts

the music industry is full of cunts

leaches that flock to fame are fucking cunts

she was fucking talented

she acted like a bit of a dick

she was a mess

and over her head

the filth media love nothing more than taking down a famous woman

popular culture can go fuck itself with a 30 foot spiked anal intruder

what drove nacho nuts

this is nacho

he was from spain

he was called nacho because thats the common nickname for ignacio

he worked as a waiter in a mexican restaurant in londres

he hated it

people kept making jokes 

eg 'hey nacho bring me some nachos!'

poor old nacho

titter titter

regrets, ive had a few...

fence monsters 5

The Dulcet Twatterer

fence monsters 4

The Higher than thou Vombatus

fence monsters 3

The Persistence of Rogerer

spanish chess

the sporttttz!

Atherleticons!
1. Track
people run! they run some more, sometimes they even jump! huzzah!
they run fast, sometimes for a short while, sometimes for a long time, At times they even walk with outstanding buttshakery!
2.Field
people throw things as far and hard as possible, sometimes even themselves.

Watering!
much like athletics, people run but with their arms too and in water, sometimes for a short time, sometimes for a long time. there are all kinds of waving.
People also throw themselves off big sticks and into the water or play water polo, where people ride seahorses and THE stupidest thing ever invented, synchronised wankery. Smile!

(Speaking of Wankery its) Horse Dancing!
yes its fucking epically stupid, horses dance about and nobs sit on top of them.

Weightlifting!

big fat blokes lift up sticks with heavy things on them, and we learn who ate all the pies.

Shooting stuff!
people shoot at stuff in all manner of ways, standing up, sitting down or hanging off monkey bars.

Gymnasticating!
3 real old girls and little overly muscled tank shaped dudes run, swing and jump.  *they even prance with pwetty ribbons.it is all highly admirable but fucking daft.

Nauticalus!
For some reason 'athletes' boat it up too. they sail around in circles and sit backwards and row like cunts, always in a straight line.

Bicycling!
Loadsa drugs right here! pedal, spit and shoot up! sometimes on the road, sometimes around in circles.  In one event they chase an electrified bunny rabbit, or something.

Fight Club!
On occasion people beat each other up at the olympics too. sometimes in an asian way,(with bonus pyjamas) sometimes in a rather gay dry-humpy way. sometimes people just punch the crap out of each other or pretend to try to stab each other.

Games with Balls!
at times people play games with balls, they gang up and smash the ball about. sounds good? often not. Fudball is there, sort of. Idiotic wugby is there, and handjoball and volleyball and bikiniball too!
Why?!?

MaxiGolf!
what the actual fucking fuck? I demand Teeball and Newcomb!

Parlour Games and Teenage Twattery!
The most mysterious events involve bullshit things that spotty twats play. Such as table tennis, why not pool or darts?  Gnarli Rad BMX racing and Skateboarding, yes skateboarding, Bulkace! Dude! Whats next, getting high and tossing off?

the olympics at river of january

its time to shovel shit, suspend democracy, cheat your fucking arse off, bankrupt countries to build pointless white elephants instead of improving education or social services.... huzzah, its the ollyimpics at river of january in this year of fucking nobody's lord, this one!


so how are things looking?

Hooked on smack
The russian team will still be allowed to attend the games, despite being so far out of their gourds that they won't be able to stop giggling about getting a brazilian and will miss their events.
nobody has been this stoned since the last cheech and chong movie.

Hooked on corruption
the ioc (internet olive craptoads) are as corrupt as buggery, as are brazilian politicians. what could possibly go wrong?

Favelalala
the poorest inhabitants of rio live in slums, they cant afford proper education/housing etc. so how in fuck will they benefit from the games? probably about none!

Pollution, Are you coming to my town, or i am i coming to yours?
apart from the zika wika wiggida wak virus causing babies to be born with little heads and little brains, from just a mosquito bite,  they keep finding scrofula and the black death in the water. doggy paddle 200m anybody?

Bargain
along with the world cup, brazils government has spent 45245451 gazillion dollars on building big pointless shit.  brazil is in economic crisis and basic services are appalling. hundreds of hospitals/schools etc instead?


well at least it will be safe wont it?

life does not speed up

snot
dribble
sniff
cough
splutter
blow
sigh
moan
ache
ouch
cough
vague
phlegm
wince
gulp
grunt
tedium
sniff
ooze
dull
sneeze


fuck it!

fence monsters 2

The Bewildered Rogerer

fence monsters 1

The Pensive Flumpschet

super cino senza kart

this is a baby
this is a baby with a moustache
this is a nonplussed baby with a moustache

that is all

ho la lingua sciolta

ieri sera ho parlato con gente di tanti paesi
j'ai parle' avec un type francais, de famille de cameroon
ho parlato con gli itaiani dalla calabria
he hablado con dos chicas de bogota
ho chiacchierato con una ragazza belga
j'ai cause' avec une fille de strasbourg
he charlado con dos senores de el salvador
he hablado con uno tipo de argentina
j'ai parle' avec un type de l'arabie saudi
ho parlato con una ragazza di sicilia
he hablado con un tipo del DF
j'ai bavarde' avec des gens de algerie
ho scambiato delle parole con due altri tipi di sicilia
puis je leur ai parle' en je ne sais pas quelle langue
he hablado con una chica de barcelona
j'ai parle avec un homme des etats unis
ho anche parlato con due altri uomini degli stati uniti
j'ai parle avec un type de Casablanca
ho parlato con un tipo di ravenna
despues he hablado con lo mismo tipo en otro idioma
i chatted with a guy from turkey
i talked to some nihon jin
i talked to some good guys from korea
i talked to some friendly people from china
i talked to a guy from thailand
i talked to a guy from engerland
an indian, a nepalese, a south african, a german, a taiwanese, some russians y maaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!
AND  some fuckers from osstraya

small fucking world innit?!?

making a duck taste like an orange

'thats the thing' he launched with a mad glint in his eye
the french are crazy
duck tastes great
and it tastes like duck
it is MEANT TO taste like duck
it is a duck!

oranges taste good too
and they taste like oranges too
of course
they are MEANT TO taste like oranges
they are oranges!

the french are crazy, cazzo!
so they take two things that taste good in their own right
then try to mix them!
ils sont fous!
they want to make a duck taste like an orange
sono pazzi!
what's next?
will they try to make an orange taste like a duck?!!!

i should know
I mean, Im half french
but i dont go about randomly trying to make one thing taste like another thing!
they make no sense!
they are so busy being french that they dont know that a duck should not taste like an orange!
belin!

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