making a duck taste like an orange

'thats the thing' he launched with a mad glint in his eye
the french are crazy
duck tastes great
and it tastes like duck
it is MEANT TO taste like duck
it is a duck!

oranges taste good too
and they taste like oranges too
of course
they are MEANT TO taste like oranges
they are oranges!

the french are crazy, cazzo!
so they take two things that taste good in their own right
then try to mix them!
ils sont fous!
they want to make a duck taste like an orange
sono pazzi!
what's next?
will they try to make an orange taste like a duck?!!!

i should know
I mean, Im half french
but i dont go about randomly trying to make one thing taste like another thing!
they make no sense!
they are so busy being french that they dont know that a duck should not taste like an orange!
belin!