its time to shovel shit, suspend democracy, cheat your fucking arse off, bankrupt countries to build pointless white elephants instead of improving education or social services.... huzzah, its the ollyimpics at river of january in this year of fucking nobody's lord, this one!
so how are things looking?
Hooked on smack
The russian team will still be allowed to attend the games, despite being so far out of their gourds that they won't be able to stop giggling about getting a brazilian and will miss their events.
nobody has been this stoned since the last cheech and chong movie.
Hooked on corruption
the ioc (internet olive craptoads) are as corrupt as buggery, as are brazilian politicians. what could possibly go wrong?
Favelalala
the poorest inhabitants of rio live in slums, they cant afford proper education/housing etc. so how in fuck will they benefit from the games? probably about none!
Pollution, Are you coming to my town, or i am i coming to yours?
apart from the zika wika wiggida wak virus causing babies to be born with little heads and little brains, from just a mosquito bite, they keep finding scrofula and the black death in the water. doggy paddle 200m anybody?
Bargain
along with the world cup, brazils government has spent 45245451 gazillion dollars on building big pointless shit. brazil is in economic crisis and basic services are appalling. hundreds of hospitals/schools etc instead?
well at least it will be safe wont it?
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