Monday, August 26, 2024

Takes the biscuit




che 'l'attuale scopata'?


chi cazzo sono?
perche cazzo suonano in un negozio di abbigliamento?
perche cazzo cantano del cibo spazzatura?


e
chi se ne frega?


Friday, August 23, 2024

Wednesday, August 21, 2024

A.D 88 - il n'y est plus








 


alain delon il ne se sent jamais seul
alain delon personne ne me connait...





vale et bon voyage dans la grande piscine au-delà bel homme


Monday, August 19, 2024

Wednesday, August 14, 2024

como se acabo el periodo colonial en america latina...




muy informativo no? 

algunas preguntas?

no - bueno, que tengas un buen dia

sip - mandalas a la gente que hizo el video, cabron!



Monday, August 12, 2024

nice try, dead guy





its worse than that
hes dead jim
dead jim
dead



Friday, August 09, 2024

meɪɫ ɔɹdɝ ɡaɪd...



 
so i got a letter
in the letter was my reward for being a patreon 
to the excellent linguistics podcast
lingthusiasm (highly recommended!)
its a branded ipa lens cloth 
pretty cool
even if you dont wear glasses

i had forgotten it was coming
as it was supposed to show 18 months ago
so it was a pleasant surprise

a surprise i say?

accompanying was a letter from the post office
apologising for the delay 
stating that it was due to it being -

"part of an ongoing police investigation"

what the fuck kind of ongoing police investigation involves an ipa lens cloth?


ænsɝz ɔn ə  bɔm θɹɛt pɫiz



Tuesday, August 06, 2024

doble carbonara en lima




hace mil anos

me econtre en limalandia

se hacia buen tiempo

estuvimos en el casco viejo

despues de dar un paseo

admirando la arquitectura colonial

(mientras tratando de no pensar de donde venia el dinero para construirla)

yo vi una restaurante 'italiano'


normalmente yo evito los restaurantes 'italianos' 

cuando no estoy en italia

porque en general

los proprietaros no conocerian un pansotto de una fabbrica italiana automobili torino  

pero el jefe nos saludo y hablaba italiano muy bien





asi eligimos sentarnos a comer

fuera en la plaza

yo ordene un mio plato italiano preferido

spaghetti alla carbonara

y eran riquisimos!



cuando regreso el jefe y nos pregunto en italiano

'y que tal la comida?'

estuvimos todos contentos

y lo felicitamos...





entonces satisfecho, lleno y en uno con el mundo

cuando nos pregunto si quierian otro plato

decide impulsivamente que quisiera el mismo otra vez


todos se reian

pero yo insisti

el mismo otra vez....





doble carbonara
ñam ñam!



Sunday, August 04, 2024

Maximón ooo San Simón


Un santo bebedor, fumador y mujeriego


San Simon Shrine in Chichicastenango, Guatemala.
El Santuario de San Simón en Chichicastenango, Guatemala


El santo mas chido es guatemalteco. no se necesita a la virgen de guadalupe en guatemala, ni a los santos peninsulares, Tienen san simon. Un santo que fuma, bebe y saca a la gente de la cárcel.



San Simon in a bar.
San Simon en un bar en Guatemala.



'San Simón, o Maximón, el mismo personaje con dos nombres. San Simón es el santo español no reconocido y Maximón es el chamán maya. Es el santo principal en Guatemala y puedes ver efigies suyas en todas partes, algunas en santuarios especiales que cambian de casa cada año y otras en lugares menos probables como bares o peores. Siempre tiene un aspecto más o menos parecido: con bigote, sombrero de vaquero, un cigarrillo colgando de la boca y rodeado de una gran cantidad de decoraciones coloridas y extrañas.'

'Se dice que viajaba incesantemente por Guatemala, bebiendo, fumando, teniendo sexo con mujeres, pero por lo demás haciendo el bien a todo el que conocía.'

'La gente viene y le deja regalos de alcohol y cigarrillos y enciende velas delante de él. Le dejan playboys porque le gustaban mucho las mujeres. Se sienta con una canasta llena de monedas en su regazo, un cigarrillo en la boca, una botella de licor y una escopeta a su lado.'



No todos necesitamos a un San Simón?


Friday, August 02, 2024

il leone del deserto (contro i fascisti di merda)





una storia terribile
della brutalita dei fascisti italiani in libia
quando cercavano di rifare l'impero romano
nel secolo scorso
si, 
quegli italiani
la 'brava gente'...

infatti
il termine 'genocidio' e usato
ed e adatto
poi si sono comportati cosi pure
in etiopia, nel ex yugoslavia e in grecia

momo qadafi ha pagato $30 milla dollari per finanziarlo
ed e ben speso
anche se gli attori principali erano inglesi
per i beduini ed i fascisti
e quasi tutto il dialogo era in inglese
che e un gran peccato
ma immagino che era fatto nella speranza di darlo una udienza internazionale
(che poi non e funzionato)

communque era bannato in italia per quasi venti anni!



Wednesday, July 31, 2024

oh raquel... electro banger




fe gawsoch chi'r pŵer mewn gwirionedd ...



Monday, July 29, 2024

word of the weak - amanuensis

 


because gofer is too damn easy


now use amanuensis in an email today!

(or else)



Saturday, July 27, 2024

lo rendi sempre cosi pesante...



 
bruci sempre così freddo...


e ce la gente che si lamenta dell'ananas sulla pizza!



Wednesday, July 24, 2024

'Catch Warts, Not Feelings'

 



ahhh ryanair

whether its having the motorway turn off blocked off
and having to go at a million mph to the next one and double back
or wearing three jumpers and two pairs of trousers
to avoid the fascistic weight police
or paying an arm and a kidney for crap food 
because you are hanging like nobody's business
or promoting the idea of standing 'seats'
experiencing mammoth frustration on shitty dial up trying to snag that cheap flight
only to see the fare go up every time your pants connection refreshes
or getting high out the front of stansted at 4am
with some rando italians
or having to get the eye wateringly expensive train
and spending an uncomfortable night on horrid plastic chairs
because your cheap flight departs at arsehole oclock...


ive flown with them many times
mostly because they happily accept pay offs from unfashionable destinations
GOA-STN and back again, again (and again)
from BGY and SNN
maybe more...


but me no complain
ive got some cracker deals
some for a few visa safety nets (just in case)
that were never intended to be used
snapped up for a tenner or less


ahh ryanair

bend over and enjoy the ride...



Saturday, July 20, 2024

bogan with a shogun


the year was MCMXC
the world was young and hairy
BIG things were occurring
greater prussia was REunited
arabia felix was United
the hubble bubble space telescope was inflated
the baltic states told the russians to GTF
the mandala effect starting oscillating again
the world wide web of porn was launched
thatcher finally fucked off to be a cunt in private
and
i was a





avec un





 

Thursday, July 18, 2024

The shadow in my eye or vil nogen ikke tænke på børnene?




world war 2
occupied denmark
a daring low altitude air raid on a building full of nazis
loads of cute kids in another building


what could possibly go wrong?

fasten your sikkerhedssele and find out!





Tuesday, July 16, 2024

koreans in spaaaaaaaaaaaaaace





like the moon?
(not the religious kind)
have a leaning for kimchi?
(but not on icecream)
ever wondered about whacky water with sentience?
(not crazy bobs freakout lsd water)
concerned about the fate of our ever cooking planet?
(not some shit reality kitchen show)

check out koreans in spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!




Saturday, July 13, 2024

Harbin China - Unit 731 or Nihonjin ga kuso warudatta koro




well thats fucking disturbing.



Tuesday, July 09, 2024

cardboard for mo(i)st






 

in the so so old days

fans used to go to matches of their local version of fitba

they would sing, chant, yell insults, eat overpriced shit food, drink booze, wave their teams colours about

and just have a general gay old time with their fiends and fams


much of the shouting was banal run of the mill to the mill stuff

grit him! get the orb! go you thunderbuckets! up the beige boogey boys!

you know the perceuse

sometimes the calls were witty and alarming

sometimes they were slander and hearsay against opposition players

or more often the officiators


and sometimes they were hilariously downright odd


my all time fave nonsensical shout

was from a normal seeming chap

who stood up

clapped his hands

and with great heartfelt passion

belted out

'cardboard for most!'



Sunday, July 07, 2024

Īe! Fujisan wa mienai yo! part 2. - Ā,-sō shimasu yo!

New Tokyo condo to be demolished as it blocks view of Mt. Fuji

A street in Tokyo was known for its view of Mount Fuji. But a newly constructed building spoiled it for the locals. The developer has now decided to demolish it, given the effect on the view of the famous mountain.

Sekisui House decided on June 3 to demolish Grande Maison Kunitachi Fujimi Dori, a 10-story condominium in Kunitachi City, western Tokyo, citing its impact on surrounding areas. They notified the city the following day.

Grande Maison Kunitachi Fujimi Dori is set to be demolished.

Blocking the view of Mt. Fuji

Sekisui House says they made the decision due to a lack of consideration about the view from a distance. As construction approached completion, the company "recognized the impact on the view of Mount Fuji" and "voluntarily decided to cancel the project."

The picture shows the condominium partly blocking the view of Mt. Fuji.

It also says the construction plan had been changed twice in response to requests and opinions from local residents.

Local residents oppose plan

The construction of the condominium began last January after Kunitachi City approved the plan in November 2022.

Local residents, however, voiced their concerns. The city consulted a council of experts based on the town development ordinance and submitted instructions to Sekisui House, asking them to provide detailed explanations to local residents and make efforts to reduce the "volume of the building."

In response, the company decided to change the height of the condominium from 11 stories to 10. But it turned down calls for a further reduction in size.

The residents then submitted a petition to the city assembly asking for measures to review the project.

Developer to pay compensation

The building is located about 10 minutes' walk from Kunitachi Station. It has a total of 18 housing units, priced mainly from 70 million to under 90 million yen. They were supposed to be handed over to purchasers next month.

Sekisui House says it will take all possible measures, including financial compensation, based on the individual circumstances of the buyers.

It notes that the condominium was planned and built in compliance with relevant laws and ordinances, and there are no legal violations.

Sekisui House says it didn't sufficiently consider the impact on the area, but there was no violation of any law.

Local residents express mixed reactions

A woman in her 70s says that she really enjoyed the view of Mount Fuji from the street when she got out of the station. "I was sad that the view was blocked, so I'm happy about getting it back."

A man in his 60s says he is not sure if businesses need to consider local residents' feelings so much. "Some people may be happy to see Mount Fuji, but personally, I don't feel inconvenienced even if the view is blocked," he says.

City mayor: 'Deeply regrettable'

The Kunitachi municipal assembly on Monday demanded that the city have Sekisui House explain to local residents why it decided to demolish the condominium.

Mayor Nagami Kazuo on Wednesday said the city sent the request to the developer.

"I found Sekisui House's approach deeply regrettable," he said at the city assembly.

"We issued guidance based on the concerns and anxieties of the local residents when the company planned the construction. Now, the local community has to face the issue of demolition work. There will inevitably be consequences from this."

Kunitachi City Mayor Nagami Kazuo says the city requested a detailed explanation for residents.

bakas!