ahhh ryanair
whether its having the motorway turn off blocked off
and having to go at a million mph to the next one and double back
or wearing three jumpers and two pairs of trousers
to avoid the fascistic weight police
or paying an arm and a kidney for crap food
because you are hanging like nobody's business
or promoting the idea of standing 'seats'
experiencing mammoth frustration on shitty dial up trying to snag that cheap flight
only to see the fare go up every time your pants connection refreshes
or getting high out the front of stansted at 4am
with some rando italians
or having to get the eye wateringly expensive train
and spending an uncomfortable night on horrid plastic chairs
because your cheap flight departs at arsehole oclock...
ive flown with them many times
mostly because they happily accept pay offs from unfashionable destinations
GOA-STN and back again, again (and again)
from BGY and SNN
maybe more...
but me no complain
ive got some cracker deals
some for a few visa safety nets (just in case)
that were never intended to be used
snapped up for a tenner or less
ahh ryanair
bend over and enjoy the ride...
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