in the so so old days
fans used to go to matches of their local version of fitba
they would sing, chant, yell insults, eat overpriced shit food, drink booze, wave their teams colours about
and just have a general gay old time with their fiends and fams
much of the shouting was banal run of the mill to the mill stuff
grit him! get the orb! go you thunderbuckets! up the beige boogey boys!
you know the perceuse
sometimes the calls were witty and alarming
sometimes they were slander and hearsay against opposition players
or more often the officiators
and sometimes they were hilariously downright odd
my all time fave nonsensical shout
was from a normal seeming chap
who stood up
clapped his hands
and with great heartfelt passion
belted out
'cardboard for most!'
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