now you see it...

now you see it all over the floor
smashed to shit
including family antiques worth many thousands of kroner
mycket bra film though.

further adventures of the time bogan..

due to nowhelming demand for more information on the cultural phenomenon which is boganity
we bring you the alleged international counterparts of the indigenous strayan species;  boganicus ockerus summe vulgaris (colloquial- wannafightmemate)

c/o wikischmiki 


Favelado, Maloqueiro ou Pé-Rapado (Brazil)
Hoser (Canada)
Flaite (Chile)
Beauf (France)
Prolet (Germany, page in German)
Kagkouras (Greece)
Alay (Indonesia)
Skanger (Ireland)
Ars or ערס (Israel)
Naco (Mexico)
Tokkie (Netherlands)
Spide (Northern Ireland)
Yankee (Japan)
Tambay Jejemon Jologs (Philippines)
Dres (Poland)
Gopnik (Russia and Ukraine)
Ned (Scotland)
Ah Beng (Singapore)
Mat Rempit (Malaysia)
Zef, similar to "cashed up bogan" (South Africa)
Raggare (Sweden)
Chav (UK)
Pikey (UK)
Pleb (UK)
Scally (UK and Ireland)
Lace curtain and shanty Irish (United States)
Redneck, Trailer Trash, Hillbilly, Cracker (term), Hilljack, Hoopie or white trash (United States, Canada)
Redleg (Barbados)
Yarpie (South Africa)
Skeet (Newfoundland) (Newfoundland, Canada)
Harry (derogatory term), Norway

What THEY dont want you to know!

we are forever unearthing connections in the modern world to long lost civilisations.

unacknowledged hints of past advanced societies that were lost to time

were there really

 a lost civilisation of atlantis

lost stone citadels under the waves off the coast of kyushu

grand cities under what is now the black sea

which were washed away as the rising mediterranian burst the hellespont

the remnants of a mighty denisovan empire in the himALayas

which come to us via stories of glimpsed yetis above 6000 metres 

which had flatulence powered catamarans

marjoram juju telepathy

or

astral projecting kitty litter

today we bring you another such mystery!

that might have graham hancock spunking in his cookie dough

IS THERE A LOST MYSTICAL CONNECTION BETWEEN

the hot pink clefted cranium of tony harrison from the mighty boosh, early 21st century laaahndaaahn

AND

tang era headware, china 600-900 ce

WHAT ARE VINCE AND HOWARD HIDING?!?

mainstream media is silent

the knights templar are suspiciously non commital

the vatican wont take a position

nasa are too stoned from space hash cookies (they just giggle uncontrollably)

and 

the illuminati have turned off their answering machine!

you join the dots!

what did the kaiser keep up his sleeves?

ellbogans!

spot the twat

hint. its the one sulking because he didnt get first prize

cheddar man... you're the answer ...That makes my questions disappear

more than 100 years back
some human remains were found in a cave
in the zomerzet region of engerland
in recent years whizz bang dating technology has taken leaps and bounds
and after lots of extremely clever people testing
(between drinking scrumpy and calling people their lavas)
with extremely clever machines
they established that he was from the mesolithic period
he lived and died approximately 10000 years ago

but to the great distress of little englanders everywhere
and the delight of the appalling tabloid trash media
his physical appearance would have been very different to what they had hoped for
in their tiny bigoted minds

nooooah
he wasnt gammon coloured at all!

he was all cheese...

convicted paedo filth fucks young boys, then the system, and wins...

australian bishop and CONVICTED rock spider pell got away with it
despite the fact that he was UNANIMOUSLY CONVICTED of molesting 2 young boys
his hugely paid lawyers
most likely funded by the catholic cuntery association, vatican city, italy
(there is no nation of the vatican, its dodgy status was a gift by a FASCIST dictator)
he got away with it on a technicality
not because he was innocent
but on a procedural point
the richest organisation in the world
with a spectacular history of protecting thousands child abusers the world over
(and causing misery and suffering for hundreds of millions)
by the hand of a court which was tilted
by politically inspired appointments of fellow religious filth travellers in australian politics
with appointments which were sympathetic to their backwards, hateful and descredited world view
such open sympathizers included former australian prime minister
and many other conservative establishment figures with enormous power
in the stinking corrupt medieval backwater shit swamp of terra australis

money and power 'trump' justice
and those scum in power will do ANYTHING they can get away with to protect what they have and their own, regardless of how despicable they are.
a megatonne of fuck the catholic church
fuck sideways with a jackhammer this society of ignorant, avaricious pricks who electorally condone this
and fuck even more cataclysmically the scumbags who use their inherited privilege to protect it.

get your freak off, right off

well that certainly frightened the excess hoarded toilet roll out of me
(i also wanted to severely smack the kid around the chops, but thats not criquette)

eine lektor deutsche? das ist wunderbar

das ist gut

ja

wilkommen

guten tag

nein

das ist nicht scheisse

alle ist klar?
ich nicht spruken ze deutsch
bitte

mein hut der hat drei ecken

drei ecken hat mein hut

gott in himmel!

california uber alles

blixa ist schoen

blixa nicht habe deiner kleiner schuer
dumkopf unt arschlock
sacher torte unt schwarzveld

das boot ist grosse

milch kinder garten

ein schwei drei

sechs seben acht neun

elf zwelf

danke schoen

braun hund

bundesrat unt bundesliga

guten arben

jung frau

mein herr

klasse strasse

sturm unt drang

unter den linden

lufthansa meine liebe

charlottenberg unt freiburg

alexanderplatz

raus haus claus!

schloss grosse

wannasee wechsel

einster zender neubauten

stefan effenberg

klimt in cochem

ich bin ein berliner

st pauli

enschuldigen

schadenfreude

bier unt bierhoff

bayerisch unt borussia

chuus meine freunde

guten nacht

e puoi dirlo forte fish fucker!

happy april fish!

si si

e tutta stata una stronzata

l'universo ci ha beccato alla grande!

non ce un crown virus

non ce trump

non ce brexit

non ce bolsonaro

non ce scummo e amici

non ce duterte

non ce orban
non ce salvini

non ce modhi

non ce putain

non ce maduro

non ci sono sti deficenti religiosi come aiotollahs

o quelli stronzi di daech ecc

non ce xi the poo
non ci sono sta famiglia saud di merda

non ci sono ladri in potere dappertutto in africa

ne in asia centrale

non ci sono grande corporazione che rubano dei poveri

non c'erano i roghi micidiali

ne siccita ovunque

non ci sono corali morti 

e non ci sono fucking malattie di merda

ecc fucking eccetera

e si..

l'abbiamo boccato bene con scherzetto

these lucky fuckers saw big cats fighting in Ranthambhore National Park

yes they did

with their own ojo ojo ojitos

how fucking magnificent is this?

when i went to ranthambore

super excited at the possibility of seeing the huge stripey bastards

i did two four hour safaris there

and saw

approximately

ningun tigres

fucking buuuu!

(tambien si dije a todo el mundo que no importa.. bla bla bla
y si yo quisiera ver uno cien por ciento garantizado
yo hubiera ido a un zoo
bla bla bla
me quede decepcionado y
buuu lo mismo)

well that was an infierno of a day...

 

rubber johnny & and nobody's getting married

well old sexy suit man robert palmer wasnt too shabby
he always looked sharper than the top 4 finishers in the mr sharp thing contest 1927
(which was sponsored by obsidian bovril)
and THOSE lady drones in addicted to love
certainly made impressionS the teenage world over

but the wonders of community radio bring us
(for the bazillionth time)
an interesting sideways twist
with extra traghetto!

whats she building in there?

is it a machine to break the chain on her leg?

or an olfactory device to block out the smells and sounds of the other beasties?

or is a protection device for the malditos gringos wanting a pic?

one can only hope she was content.

ecco dove siamo arrivati - Fuori Dal Tunnel el el el (big fucking magari)

(anche se il tunnel di divertimento mi manca da una vita)

monkey see monkey do-ont?

"when i grow up, im going to be fucking huuuge and pink and millions will worship me..."

you go sugo...

whats your favourite racetrack in japan?

mine is in miyagi province

monkey was... irrepressible

well kinda
his toes do need the occasional touch up

he was fucking big
and fucking pink
and he wasnt wrapped up in chinese buddhist mythology
was he?
and certainly not in the comedy genius of japanese tv retelling

but you never know
unless you are skyclad and have a beard down to next tuesday
but i certainly wont
and he certainly was involved in hindu mythology!

hes hanuman
much better than bat, super or spidertwat
or any other franchiseman

and from his peak at over 2500 metres in the himalayas
he can see eeeeverything
(but hes the only one that fucking can)

well, this is entertaining...if a tad morbid

this must be the place...

40 years later (give or take)

gracias abuelos mios