Tuesday, October 22, 2024

wakey wakey...





hands off (concerned looking) snakies

 

wouldnt want to bump into him in a dark alley in polonnaruwa seven hundred years back...


Sunday, October 20, 2024

Io Capitano - Io Rimasto Male




merde allors!
un conte de deux jeunes amis senegalais qui sont entre des dizaines de milliers de gens sub sahariennes 
qui chaque annee essayent immigrer en europe 
en traversant la saraha 
(beaucoup entre eux mourent ne sortent jamais)
puis ceux qui ont survecu
tentent de traverser la mediteranee
dans les bateux souvent mal preparees
et a nouveau, beaucoup entre eux se noyent dans le processus


tout le temps, ils sont dependents aux trafiquants de merde
qui souvent les volent, violent, ou les vendre comme des esclaves
a n'importe qui ....


donc, c'est lourd mais c'est tres bien fait



Friday, October 18, 2024

word of the weak - jumentous



 


jumentous 

Of, relating to, or smelling like horse urine.




Wednesday, October 16, 2024

honestamente Brasil, não é você, sou eu


 



Olhando meu mapa de viagem, parece que estou evitando o Brasil.
mas nao e verdade!

de fato eu visitei uma vez, por um dia!

um dia irei direto para lá e resolverei meu português.
Eu desejo!



Friday, October 11, 2024

soloriffic no.1 - get me





you can always count on jay to go the biiiiig tearaway riff...

Wednesday, October 09, 2024

The 'C' Word o la bellissima sorpresa (da cazzo)





ma che sorpresa fighissima
prima ce la bellezza di avere un nuovo album da una banda che si segue da 35 anni
e che non hanno fatto niente da quasi venti anni
poi
ad ascoltarlo
sapendo che ce una canzone chiamato the c word
si pensa
bene bene, sarebbe qualche gioco di parole geniale con cunt

ma no!
il coro e in italiano!
e va -
'la parola c
cazzo cazzo cazzo
la vita e un cazzo'

quasi non ci credevo!
che regalone

mi sembrava fatto apposta per me
come i testi di masturbike di bad news
e la roba di masturbike/moto sega/chainsaw
quasi una codice privato 
solo per i pochissimi fans italofono di the comic strip presents

e in questo caso
certo ci saranno dei fans italofono di tism
ma non tantissimi

quindi, non ce solo una banda storica
che hanno fatto un disco nuovo
ed e fortissimo
(che spesso non e il caso)
ma di piu
ce una canzone
che e centrato su una parolaccia italiana! 

dunque
tutti insieme-
la parola c
...




Monday, October 07, 2024

glücklich, glücklich, freude, freude



 

ich will, was sie haben...



Wednesday, October 02, 2024

il y a quelq'un?


 



non? 
c'est meilleur comme ca
(pour tout le monde, litteralement)




Monday, September 30, 2024

Barbaren!





its kind of like the excellent period drama rome
but with more blonde hair
and less imposing architecture
there are still plenty of romans
getting their arses kicked in the dark, scary wald

und es ist schon!



Friday, September 27, 2024

wanna fight me mate? (over house price)



reporter - "have you done any special training for this fight?"
seller - "yes, more cigarettes..."


a batty brit wants more for his house
than the purchaser is willing to pay

what to do?

they organise a fight over it

whats not to like?

ps happy ending 
(no, not that kind)
after battering the seller, the massively larger and younger purchaser offers to split the difference



Monday, September 23, 2024

a banging remember me




sure its a cover
and most covers are pointless
with some notable exceptions
when the new artist adds something special
hellelujah by jeff buckley, all the along the watchtower by hendrix or hurt by johnny cash for egs
(and anything paul kelly turns his genius hand to)


even though i cant be arsed trying to keep up with all his tenthousiad output these days
many moons ago
hearing this as intro/outro music to the fitba
it really got its catchy hooks into me
(no fishies were harmed in the etc)



Saturday, September 21, 2024

Living Robot Powered by Fungi


and we're doomed...





think i shall stick to le pizze quattro formaggi for the mo



Thursday, September 19, 2024

Hwæt nu brūne cu?


Eddie secgð-




an leornere secgð-







nōt ā bǣd æfērt, Eddie...




Tuesday, September 17, 2024

so she said...



why the long face?




Sunday, September 15, 2024

bangkok, oriental city




or is it?


no...


its official name is;

Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Ayuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Piman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasi


try saying that after a few sabai sabais and stay fashionable!



Wednesday, September 11, 2024

satsuma samurai!


dig satsumas?





into samurai?




well...
you will loove the satsuma samurai!


get into japanese history of the 17th century

with all the fun and frolics of 

the tokugawa shogunate!

ming china!

and

all the satsuma samurai you can handle!



Monday, September 09, 2024

BANGING BEES






quem sabia que falavam português na ilha de wight?



Saturday, September 07, 2024

marchando sin letras


Has nunca escuchado el himno nacional de espana?

esta .... okay

pero

las letras no son muy imaginativas





porque no hay!


varios han intentados de poner letras

por ejemplo, franco

(que sorpresa que un fascista quisiera hacerlo)

ahora pero oficialmente no se las usan



naturalmente

mucha gente en el gran extranjero no saben este hecho

que nos ha regalado unos momentos super chistosos





bwajajajaja!



Thursday, September 05, 2024

Ortega cavó otro hoyo!







el $50bn (no) canal Nica continua a no occurir despues de siglos...







quizas en vez de un tirano ex rebelde y un empresario chino poco fiable
se necesita a dale!




Tuesday, September 03, 2024

maKedonia

@dennis.fang Replying to @peowpeowpeow22 Why I pronounce “Macedonia” with a “k”. #Macedonia #Macedon #AlexanderTheGreat #AncientGreece #History #AncientHistory ♬ original sound - Dennis


back in 1295 

i was sitting on the steps outside a hostel on a balmy athenian night

chatting away to some peeps and asking advice for cheap eats nearby

(with a random e who would change my world and a who wouldnt)

the american bloke mentioned a nearby restaurant, macedonia

and called it maKedonia


that sounded odd

and i thought

typical gringo tonto 

(osea unas palabras parecidas en ingles)


the correct pronunciation question has sat percolating in my brain

since that long distant time

but never near enough to the top to actually be arsed to find the answer


skip forward those 730 years

it occurred to me to ask my hellenic good mate

the estimable kýrios chickens

(a bit of portu/greco/frankish humour there)

and the gringo wasnt so tonto after all!

it is maKedonia!

gah!


lesson - dont count your chickens, but do ask them about greek pronunciation 

(and perhaps something re generalising about nationalities)




Sunday, September 01, 2024

hibi bebe

 



Hello Bill, chernobyl
I feel ill, hospitil
...


Īe, soredewa arimasen!

earthquake!
tsunami!
nuclear power plant bang on the coast!

Sugoi kinchō-kan!



Friday, August 30, 2024

word of the weak - synecdoche



 

Using the name of a part for that of the whole or the whole for the part; or the special for the general or the general for the special.


(nb other cities are available Charlie)



Wednesday, August 28, 2024

The Unbearable Weight of Self Reference





whats this?
nicky wicky made a film that didnt suck?

yes its true!
its delightfully silly fun
with what have to be knowing references to his real life


its the first nicky film ive bothered to watch in a looong time
back in the in 1690s
he was in so many COOL films
snake eyes, leaving las las vegas, honeymoon in vegas, wild at heart
were all interesting/bleak/mental/funny with a healthy dash of COOL
even the action twattery of face off and con air
were good fun
and not TOO insulting to the viewers intelligence

then
he made a seemingly never ending torrent of utter shite...
(apparently he went broke investing in the south sea housing burbuja)
"Yes yes yes, it's a fantastic house, Nicholas. Now. Have you got any unshit films?"

welcome back nicky wicky
hope youve got your burbujas under control now...


Monday, August 26, 2024

Takes the biscuit




che 'l'attuale scopata'?


chi cazzo sono?
perche cazzo suonano in un negozio di abbigliamento?
perche cazzo cantano del cibo spazzatura?


e
chi se ne frega?


Friday, August 23, 2024

Wednesday, August 21, 2024

A.D 88 - il n'y est plus








 


alain delon il ne se sent jamais seul
alain delon personne ne me connait...





vale et bon voyage dans la grande piscine au-delà bel homme


Monday, August 19, 2024

Wednesday, August 14, 2024

como se acabo el periodo colonial en america latina...




muy informativo no? 

algunas preguntas?

no - bueno, que tengas un buen dia

sip - mandalas a la gente que hizo el video, cabron!



Monday, August 12, 2024

nice try, dead guy





its worse than that
hes dead jim
dead jim
dead



Friday, August 09, 2024

meɪɫ ɔɹdɝ ɡaɪd...



 
so i got a letter
in the letter was my reward for being a patreon 
to the excellent linguistics podcast
lingthusiasm (highly recommended!)
its a branded ipa lens cloth 
pretty cool
even if you dont wear glasses

i had forgotten it was coming
as it was supposed to show 18 months ago
so it was a pleasant surprise

a surprise i say?

accompanying was a letter from the post office
apologising for the delay 
stating that it was due to it being -

"part of an ongoing police investigation"

what the fuck kind of ongoing police investigation involves an ipa lens cloth?


ænsɝz ɔn ə  bɔm θɹɛt pɫiz



Tuesday, August 06, 2024

doble carbonara en lima




hace mil anos

me econtre en limalandia

se hacia buen tiempo

estuvimos en el casco viejo

despues de dar un paseo

admirando la arquitectura colonial

(mientras tratando de no pensar de donde venia el dinero para construirla)

yo vi una restaurante 'italiano'


normalmente yo evito los restaurantes 'italianos' 

cuando no estoy en italia

porque en general

los proprietaros no conocerian un pansotto de una fabbrica italiana automobili torino  

pero el jefe nos saludo y hablaba italiano muy bien





asi eligimos sentarnos a comer

fuera en la plaza

yo ordene un mio plato italiano preferido

spaghetti alla carbonara

y eran riquisimos!



cuando regreso el jefe y nos pregunto en italiano

'y que tal la comida?'

estuvimos todos contentos

y lo felicitamos...





entonces satisfecho, lleno y en uno con el mundo

cuando nos pregunto si quierian otro plato

decide impulsivamente que quisiera el mismo otra vez


todos se reian

pero yo insisti

el mismo otra vez....





doble carbonara
ñam ñam!



Sunday, August 04, 2024

Maximón ooo San Simón


Un santo bebedor, fumador y mujeriego


San Simon Shrine in Chichicastenango, Guatemala.
El Santuario de San Simón en Chichicastenango, Guatemala


El santo mas chido es guatemalteco. no se necesita a la virgen de guadalupe en guatemala, ni a los santos peninsulares, Tienen san simon. Un santo que fuma, bebe y saca a la gente de la cárcel.



San Simon in a bar.
San Simon en un bar en Guatemala.



'San Simón, o Maximón, el mismo personaje con dos nombres. San Simón es el santo español no reconocido y Maximón es el chamán maya. Es el santo principal en Guatemala y puedes ver efigies suyas en todas partes, algunas en santuarios especiales que cambian de casa cada año y otras en lugares menos probables como bares o peores. Siempre tiene un aspecto más o menos parecido: con bigote, sombrero de vaquero, un cigarrillo colgando de la boca y rodeado de una gran cantidad de decoraciones coloridas y extrañas.'

'Se dice que viajaba incesantemente por Guatemala, bebiendo, fumando, teniendo sexo con mujeres, pero por lo demás haciendo el bien a todo el que conocía.'

'La gente viene y le deja regalos de alcohol y cigarrillos y enciende velas delante de él. Le dejan playboys porque le gustaban mucho las mujeres. Se sienta con una canasta llena de monedas en su regazo, un cigarrillo en la boca, una botella de licor y una escopeta a su lado.'



No todos necesitamos a un San Simón?


Friday, August 02, 2024

il leone del deserto (contro i fascisti di merda)





una storia terribile
della brutalita dei fascisti italiani in libia
quando cercavano di rifare l'impero romano
nel secolo scorso
si, 
quegli italiani
la 'brava gente'...

infatti
il termine 'genocidio' e usato
ed e adatto
poi si sono comportati cosi pure
in etiopia, nel ex yugoslavia e in grecia

momo qadafi ha pagato $30 milla dollari per finanziarlo
ed e ben speso
anche se gli attori principali erano inglesi
per i beduini ed i fascisti
e quasi tutto il dialogo era in inglese
che e un gran peccato
ma immagino che era fatto nella speranza di darlo una udienza internazionale
(che poi non e funzionato)

communque era bannato in italia per quasi venti anni!



Wednesday, July 31, 2024

oh raquel... electro banger




fe gawsoch chi'r pŵer mewn gwirionedd ...



Monday, July 29, 2024

word of the weak - amanuensis

 


because gofer is too damn easy


now use amanuensis in an email today!

(or else)



Saturday, July 27, 2024

lo rendi sempre cosi pesante...



 
bruci sempre così freddo...


e ce la gente che si lamenta dell'ananas sulla pizza!



Wednesday, July 24, 2024

'Catch Warts, Not Feelings'

 



ahhh ryanair

whether its having the motorway turn off blocked off
and having to go at a million mph to the next one and double back
or wearing three jumpers and two pairs of trousers
to avoid the fascistic weight police
or paying an arm and a kidney for crap food 
because you are hanging like nobody's business
or promoting the idea of standing 'seats'
experiencing mammoth frustration on shitty dial up trying to snag that cheap flight
only to see the fare go up every time your pants connection refreshes
or getting high out the front of stansted at 4am
with some rando italians
or having to get the eye wateringly expensive train
and spending an uncomfortable night on horrid plastic chairs
because your cheap flight departs at arsehole oclock...


ive flown with them many times
mostly because they happily accept pay offs from unfashionable destinations
GOA-STN and back again, again (and again)
from BGY and SNN
maybe more...


but me no complain
ive got some cracker deals
some for a few visa safety nets (just in case)
that were never intended to be used
snapped up for a tenner or less


ahh ryanair

bend over and enjoy the ride...



Saturday, July 20, 2024

bogan with a shogun


the year was MCMXC
the world was young and hairy
BIG things were occurring
greater prussia was REunited
arabia felix was United
the hubble bubble space telescope was inflated
the baltic states told the russians to GTF
the mandala effect starting oscillating again
the world wide web of porn was launched
thatcher finally fucked off to be a cunt in private
and
i was a





avec un





 

Thursday, July 18, 2024

The shadow in my eye or vil nogen ikke tænke på børnene?




world war 2
occupied denmark
a daring low altitude air raid on a building full of nazis
loads of cute kids in another building


what could possibly go wrong?

fasten your sikkerhedssele and find out!





Tuesday, July 16, 2024

koreans in spaaaaaaaaaaaaaace





like the moon?
(not the religious kind)
have a leaning for kimchi?
(but not on icecream)
ever wondered about whacky water with sentience?
(not crazy bobs freakout lsd water)
concerned about the fate of our ever cooking planet?
(not some shit reality kitchen show)

check out koreans in spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!




Saturday, July 13, 2024

Harbin China - Unit 731 or Nihonjin ga kuso warudatta koro




well thats fucking disturbing.



Tuesday, July 09, 2024

cardboard for mo(i)st






 

in the so so old days

fans used to go to matches of their local version of fitba

they would sing, chant, yell insults, eat overpriced shit food, drink booze, wave their teams colours about

and just have a general gay old time with their fiends and fams


much of the shouting was banal run of the mill to the mill stuff

grit him! get the orb! go you thunderbuckets! up the beige boogey boys!

you know the perceuse

sometimes the calls were witty and alarming

sometimes they were slander and hearsay against opposition players

or more often the officiators


and sometimes they were hilariously downright odd


my all time fave nonsensical shout

was from a normal seeming chap

who stood up

clapped his hands

and with great heartfelt passion

belted out

'cardboard for most!'



Sunday, July 07, 2024

Īe! Fujisan wa mienai yo! part 2. - Ā,-sō shimasu yo!

New Tokyo condo to be demolished as it blocks view of Mt. Fuji

A street in Tokyo was known for its view of Mount Fuji. But a newly constructed building spoiled it for the locals. The developer has now decided to demolish it, given the effect on the view of the famous mountain.

Sekisui House decided on June 3 to demolish Grande Maison Kunitachi Fujimi Dori, a 10-story condominium in Kunitachi City, western Tokyo, citing its impact on surrounding areas. They notified the city the following day.

Grande Maison Kunitachi Fujimi Dori is set to be demolished.

Blocking the view of Mt. Fuji

Sekisui House says they made the decision due to a lack of consideration about the view from a distance. As construction approached completion, the company "recognized the impact on the view of Mount Fuji" and "voluntarily decided to cancel the project."

The picture shows the condominium partly blocking the view of Mt. Fuji.

It also says the construction plan had been changed twice in response to requests and opinions from local residents.

Local residents oppose plan

The construction of the condominium began last January after Kunitachi City approved the plan in November 2022.

Local residents, however, voiced their concerns. The city consulted a council of experts based on the town development ordinance and submitted instructions to Sekisui House, asking them to provide detailed explanations to local residents and make efforts to reduce the "volume of the building."

In response, the company decided to change the height of the condominium from 11 stories to 10. But it turned down calls for a further reduction in size.

The residents then submitted a petition to the city assembly asking for measures to review the project.

Developer to pay compensation

The building is located about 10 minutes' walk from Kunitachi Station. It has a total of 18 housing units, priced mainly from 70 million to under 90 million yen. They were supposed to be handed over to purchasers next month.

Sekisui House says it will take all possible measures, including financial compensation, based on the individual circumstances of the buyers.

It notes that the condominium was planned and built in compliance with relevant laws and ordinances, and there are no legal violations.

Sekisui House says it didn't sufficiently consider the impact on the area, but there was no violation of any law.

Local residents express mixed reactions

A woman in her 70s says that she really enjoyed the view of Mount Fuji from the street when she got out of the station. "I was sad that the view was blocked, so I'm happy about getting it back."

A man in his 60s says he is not sure if businesses need to consider local residents' feelings so much. "Some people may be happy to see Mount Fuji, but personally, I don't feel inconvenienced even if the view is blocked," he says.

City mayor: 'Deeply regrettable'

The Kunitachi municipal assembly on Monday demanded that the city have Sekisui House explain to local residents why it decided to demolish the condominium.

Mayor Nagami Kazuo on Wednesday said the city sent the request to the developer.

"I found Sekisui House's approach deeply regrettable," he said at the city assembly.

"We issued guidance based on the concerns and anxieties of the local residents when the company planned the construction. Now, the local community has to face the issue of demolition work. There will inevitably be consequences from this."

Kunitachi City Mayor Nagami Kazuo says the city requested a detailed explanation for residents.

bakas!

Friday, July 05, 2024

word of the weak - Ultracrepidarian



 

and we all know at least one ultracrepidarian dont we kids?





Monday, July 01, 2024

Confused on temple st


one balmy/barmy evening 
in a land where its always balmy
and quite often barmy
i took a stroll down temple street

as i made my way down dale
i heard some funky goings on



across the road from what i thought was the temple
on temple street
no, not the one at the bottom
i hadnt clocked that one yet

there was some musical goings on
what kind of goings on exactly 
and what kind of establishment was hosting it
werent immediately obvious
leaving me bemused on temple street




it turned out to be a traditional indigenous kinda gig
with groovy shapes being thrown
in fancy kit
and a healthy does of plinking and plonking
but was this place where it was being staged, also a
 temple
on temple street?
it certainly seemed that way

and across the road
from where i gazed
 was that temple maybe not a temple
on temple street?
it looked very temply
or
could it just have been an extreeeeeemely elaborate chinese restaurant
decked very convincingly like a temple?








just how many bloody temples are there
on temple street?


yours
confused formerly on temple street




Saturday, June 29, 2024

of horses and muppets




do NOT adjust your settee






Thursday, June 27, 2024

Apocalypto - o si, mel es un cabron, pero sabe hacer pelis




yo lo vi de nuevo el otro dia
porque ultimamente he tenido ganas de ver unos cuentos historicos 'americanos'
que se tratan de los pueblos indigenas
y ya vi muchos otros programas
como frontera verde, el abrazo de la serpiente, la mision, pajaros de verano etc  

y si
aun es fuerte
aun es violento
aun es espectacular
aun es creible
y aun es entretenido

(si no muy exacto historicamente)



pero no se trata del mismo asunto que apocalypso...





que es otro tema completamente! (una paleta muuuy peligrosa)


Tuesday, June 25, 2024

worst carpool... ever?



 Oh, the humanity, and all the bystanders screaming around here!






Vs







one pair has cause untold suffering to many millions 


and the other two are murderous dictators!


via GIPHY

Sunday, June 23, 2024

yamato - Kyōdai no bando, Nihongohan (kind of)




(but not really)
three young super best friends sign up to fight the gaijins
on the super giant fuck off warship, yamato
in the pacific 'theatre'
as nihon is losing, inevitably

and shit happens to them

it looks generally impressive
the acting isnt too shabby
theres plenty of blood spattered all over the shop/warship
but the sets/cgi arent great
and the background music is too obvious and melodramatic


its all a bit cheesy
but as its east asian
perhaps we cant talk about cheese
so its a bit tofuey?


which means it cant be rated ichi ban...



Friday, June 21, 2024

y mientras hablamos de locura y de futbol...



les presento Tano Pasman: "Reacciones de un hombre pacífico".





que che boludo!



Tuesday, June 18, 2024

they shoot heroin, dont they?



A white line, a dead heat
I've got the jockey on my back




the outstandingly daft spectacle of horse diving was around for nearly a century






 Manikato, he just can't let go of his heinous addiction
Anyone tell you Phar Lap's a junkie, buddy, that ain't fiction


“It was good, but he wanted it to be better. And he came up with the idea of having a woman on the horse’s back.”









Well, what was Silver speeding on
When he was under the Lone Ranger?









when it was finally killed off in the early 21st Century
Wayne Pacelle, then president and chief executive of the Humane Society of the United States, told Reuters, “This is a merciful end to a colossally stupid idea.”




Shoot heroin, shoot heroin, don't they?

Sunday, June 16, 2024

ogni tanto mi chiedo perche amo l'italia






poi guardo un video di tiziano crudele...




Thursday, June 13, 2024

ouais maintenant c'est la fin...





vale belle dame...


 

Monday, June 10, 2024

Turkmentalstan




if you get the chance to visit central asia
which would be super cool
groove over from your more normal stans
to the land of the turkmen
and hold onto your telpek
because its 'politics'
are beyond that of your standard chicken rentalist


düýbünden däli!



Thursday, June 06, 2024

je ne sais pas pourquoi...





mais je trouve ça tellement drôle !


ouais
je sais bien que les mèmes sur 'la chute' sont très dépassés
et que je viens de voir les orangs-outans relativement recemment

mais c'est trop fucking marrant quand meme...



Monday, June 03, 2024

i might be a cunt...


but im not a t shirt thieving simian fucking cunt...









picture this if you will...

youve just deplaned in sandakan
from a rather depressing short flight over northern borneo
gazing out the window 
at the vast expanses of palm oil plantations
beautifully and terribly symmetrical
where famously epic virgin forest once stood

its punishingly hot
and obscenely humid
you are dripping with sweat
you grab a grab for the hotel in nearby sepilok

after some fun historical bantz about sulu/phillipine claims on sabah
you degrab at the hotel
which is truly at the edge of jungle
only to discover that your room
is truly at edge of the earth

a painful trudge/haul later
you fall in the door
crank up the ac
hang your disgustingly fetid t shirt
on the arm of a chair on the balcony
and fall on your bed in relief
in a pitiful state


after a brief rest and casual swearing session
you go outside to check on
said grim t shirt
only to find it gone!


a painful long trudge back to reception follows
only to be informed that you shouldnt hang things on the balcony
because macaques and occasionally jungle men
half inch them!

bagus!

following a further return trudge
and a salutary nap
your amiable companion retrudges to reception
to be told that the cleaners hadnt seen it
and it must have been the macaques!


leaving you without your fave t-shirt
but 
with the unshakeable image
of a macaque pissing about in the jungle
draped in your quality tism nonsense

ps our neighbours in the adjoining room
with whom we shared the balcony
left their swim gear out on and off for four days
without an issue!


kan ni na!



Saturday, June 01, 2024

word of the weak - hemidemisemiquaver

 


(un notare bene pedantico - german should NOT be a part of the body, old western germanic/north sea germanic, is the basis of english, so it should be the whole torso, not latin!)

hemidemisemiquaver — a 64th note, in other words, a half of a half of a half of an eighth note,


deriving from 'half' from 3 different languages, hemi-greek, semi-latin, demi-french


if ever there were a mongrel language it is this one RIGHT HERE