Monday, July 01, 2024
Confused on temple st
Saturday, June 29, 2024
Thursday, June 27, 2024
Apocalypto - o si, mel es un cabron, pero sabe hacer pelis
Tuesday, June 25, 2024
worst carpool... ever?
and the other two are murderous dictators!
Sunday, June 23, 2024
yamato - Kyōdai no bando, Nihongohan (kind of)
Friday, June 21, 2024
y mientras hablamos de locura y de futbol...
Tuesday, June 18, 2024
they shoot heroin, dont they?
Manikato, he just can't let go of his heinous addiction
Shoot heroin, shoot heroin, don't they?
Sunday, June 16, 2024
Thursday, June 13, 2024
Monday, June 10, 2024
Turkmentalstan
Thursday, June 06, 2024
je ne sais pas pourquoi...
Monday, June 03, 2024
i might be a cunt...
Saturday, June 01, 2024
word of the weak - hemidemisemiquaver
hemidemisemiquaver — a 64th note, in other words, a half of a half of a half of an eighth note,
deriving from 'half' from 3 different languages, hemi-greek, semi-latin, demi-french
if ever there were a mongrel language it is this one RIGHT HERE
Thursday, May 30, 2024
too many sato sans
Study: Japan could become ‘Sato nation’ in 500 years
(asahi shimbun)
A study has found that unless Japan starts allowing married couples to have separate surnames, all Japanese people will share the same family name of Sato in about 500 years.
The number of surnames in Japan is decreasing every year due to the country’s unique law that requires married couples to share the same surname.
Everyone having the same surname “will not only be inconvenient but also undermine individual dignity,” said Yoshida. “This would also lead to the loss of family and regional heritage associated with surnames.”
About 500,000 couples wed annually in Japan, with nearly 95 percent of all brides taking their husbands’ surnames.
According to the study, the most common surname in Japan currently is Sato, which accounts for 1.5 percent of the population.
The study, conducted as part of a campaign to raise awareness about the issue of married names, found that the proportion of people with the surname Sato increased by 0.83 percent between 2022 and 2023.
If the current rule of married couples sharing the same surname persists, and the number of people named Sato continues to grow at this rate, then half of the Japanese population will be Sato in 2446, and eventually, 100 percent of the population will have the surname in 2531.
thats more satos than you shake a sutikku at!
ハハハ!
Wednesday, May 29, 2024
goddamn mongorians!

Sunday, May 26, 2024
madonna col fucking bambino
vai in europa dicono
vedrai l'arte piu bello del mondo dicono
e l'altezza del arte dipinto dicono
e l'apice dell'espressione artistica umana dicono
poi ci si va
e che si vede?
ed e sempre la stessa storia
letteralmente...
e poi..
dopo un po
si capisce il perche
e chi si poteva permettere le ciffre stellari
per commissionare un'opera del genere
che vuole dire
...
chi avevano tutti i soldi
quindi il potere...
Saturday, May 25, 2024
mostly armless
On 25 October 1997, a mass tug-of-war contest was held at a park along the Keelung River in Taipei in celebration of Retrocession Day (the 52nd anniversary of the end of the Japanese colonial rule in Taiwan). Over 1,600 participants joined in the contest, exerting an estimated 80,000 kg or more of force on a 5-cm nylon rope that could bear a force of about 26,000 kg at most.
Within seconds the rope snapped, severing the left arms of two men, Yang Chiung-ming and Chen Ming-kuo, below the shoulder. (The severing of their limbs was believed to have been caused by sheer rebounding force of the broken rope rather than the men's having wrapped the rope around their arms, as was sometimes reported.) The victims were taken to Mackay Memorial Hospital and underwent seven hours of microsurgery to reattach their arms.
(snopes)
which was nice...
Tuesday, May 21, 2024
whats more hock 'n' holl than incan trepanation?
Sunday, May 19, 2024
Worst music video... ever
Friday, May 17, 2024
Īe! Fujisan wa mienai yo!
Tuesday, May 14, 2024
coulda woulda shoulda no.8 il pantheon
Friday, May 10, 2024
yo no soy pelaut, soy kapten...
hace no demasiado tanto tiempo
fui a un isla que se llama manukan
es pequena y toda hermosura
como la postal classica
estuve alla en un hotel de lujo
un regalito a mi mismo por mi cumpleanos
y en el restaurante del complejo
habia una banda de tres guitaristas trovadores
como las de mariachi que se encuentran en america latina
llegaran a nuestra mesa y nos preguntaron
que cancion quieren oir?
y despues de un rato nos acabaran las canciones que todos conocimos
que hacer?
bueno le pregunte (mitad en bromeando)
saben unas en espanol?
y todos contentos dicen
si!
cantaban la bamba y besame mucho
y todos quedamos felices
mas tarde les pregunte
(mitad en broma)
si conocian el significado de las letras
jajajja! no!
claro que no!
entonces yo traducia las letras en ingles
y explicaba los contextos de las canciones
y todos quedamos super felices!
Monday, May 06, 2024
Saturday, May 04, 2024
flibbety jibbety from spaaaace
Thursday, May 02, 2024
Tuesday, April 30, 2024
Unfamiliar Skirts
to home james, straya
Sunday, April 28, 2024
A palm tree nodded at me last night
borneo you say?
head hunters! - not any more
orangutans! - still a handful hanging in there
pygmy elephants and other amazing beasties!- see above
untrammelled wildest of wild jungle! - not a lot, probably about none
ever increasing and massive palm oil plantations are laying waste
to the once sprawling and impenetrable jungle
and driving amazing critters to the brink of extinction
on the third largest island on the planet!
just to make palm oil
they are e-fucking-normous and they are every-fucking-where
and its ex-fucking-tremely disheartening
Friday, April 26, 2024
Selamat Hari Raya
Wednesday, April 24, 2024
OD(D)IO L'ESTATE
Monday, April 22, 2024
ugggh? well, they never...
Saturday, April 20, 2024
Wednesday, April 17, 2024
Sandals, sunnies and phone suicide pact
when you head off into the great unknown
you know that things might go a bit squiffy
and you hope most of your kit will keep it together
but
on a recent adventure
between
not stalking head hunters
not getting off with crocodiles
and being outwitted by ginger simians
my basic kit had a mutual hari kiri compact
involving
lenticular self destruction
Oh and a monkey stole my fave t-shirt...
Sunday, April 14, 2024
kuching, kucing, kerching?
welcome to kuching
or is it kucing?
or is it kerching?
its a small friendly city and the capital of sarawak...
and its definitely tropical
at only 170 kms from the equator
its hot and sweaty
(especially if your thermostat is on the blink)
with all kinds of funky jungle wildlife not that far away
(its name is pronounced the same is the indo/malay word, kucing (cat)
and they lean into it big time
with cat themed stuff everywhere
from rubbish bins and hostel names to giant statues...
Tuesday, March 12, 2024
word of the weak (bladder) - nocturia
it sounds like a groovy night time event with fairies, fireflies and light snacks
but no...
Friday, March 08, 2024
Tuesday, March 05, 2024
Saturday, March 02, 2024
Monday, February 26, 2024
south park the 25th annif concert...
Saturday, February 24, 2024
Evel Shitnievel
Thursday, February 22, 2024
the worlds busiest hairport...
ever been to Atlanta Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport?
its like a huge busy shopping centre carpark
full of cars buzzing about
but with big beastie planes!
its fucking huuuuuuge!
Tuesday, February 20, 2024
going back to sabah, gonna have myself a time...
a long time ago
on a timeline far away
in fact thirty years ago
a slightly terrified
young buffoon had a (to him) unexpected stop over
in kota kinabalu, malaysia
on his way to tokyo
for his first solo international trip
he gawped at beautiful beach/jungle combo from his hublot
as the plane descended along the coast
shortly after
during the couple of hours hanging around the international lounge
he saw a beautiful multiracial couple
him tanned and tall bule with flowing blonde hair
her gracious slim malay with long glossy dark hair
as he somewhat jealously admired the glamorous couple
he decided that he would come back to this exotic tropical land one day
for his honeymoon
!!!
now three decades later
he is finally set to return
(alas without the presumed blushing bride on his arm
as that timeline hit a particularly jagged reef
on the tempestuous seas of the intervening years)
yet going back he is yoda
Sunday, February 18, 2024
la premiere foto d'un homme?
Wednesday, February 14, 2024
no boost in de oost
Monday, February 12, 2024
Friday, February 09, 2024
pendant qu'on parle de (neo) colonialisme...
Wednesday, February 07, 2024
(Last) Chhello Show
Monday, February 05, 2024
Thursday, February 01, 2024
infrastructure maintenance is bad for humanity mmkay?
Tuesday, January 30, 2024
Saturday, January 27, 2024
(tambien el neo) colonialismo es asqueroso
Tuesday, January 23, 2024
is everybody hapi?
Well are you happy?
















