Wednesday, April 17, 2024

Sandals, sunnies and phone suicide pact


when you head off into the great unknown

you know that things might go a bit squiffy

and you hope most of your kit will keep it together


but


on a recent adventure

between

not stalking head hunters

not getting off with crocodiles

and being outwitted by ginger simians

my basic kit had a mutual hari kiri compact

involving



lenticular self destruction

 



sandular seppuku



and cellular suicide




Oh and a monkey stole my fave t-shirt...



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