when laser gets in your eyes...

 

no

mo salah wasnt transmogrifying into a super funky space alien before his decisive penalty in the world cup qualifier playoff between senegal and egypt

he was being pointed at by "lasers"

by unethical scumbags in the crowd

and

he missed the penalty

and

senegal are going to the finals in catarrh (Human Rights R Us (patent pending))

and

egypt arent

of course its hardly new that locals perform acts of outstanding shithousery towards visiting teams for important games

looking at you mi queridos latamos

and

it probably didnt cause him to miss

BUT 

its disgraceful and unsporting 

so

fucking stop it you gran hijos de putas varias!