one really has to admire the gringolandia immigration lot
not only are their front line staff obnoxious buttholes
but also
they sure know how to ask the obvious...
you have to wonder how many people have just fessed up when filling in the forms...
5a. espionage? of bloody course i am
b. government overthrow?- only on wednesdays around brunch time
c. industrial espionage?- cant get enough of it!
6. communist? - my middle name is trotsky
7. nazi? - best ask my uncle adolf
8. deported? - just back from camp x ray! (do black sites count?)
9. fraudulent travel documents?- my other, Russian passport would have all the details, or is it my afghani one? its so hard to keep track!
10. draft dodging? - is nam over yet?
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