Friday, July 19, 2019

its the end of that world...


as they know it
and millions of sad fanboyies and girlies are traumatised




and it was spent
the dragons and tits spectacular
the most loved telly show since
since not jebus didnt not have spokey dokeys

and it ended with a misfiring squib
being rammed right up the nerds rear admirals
and they are fuuurrrriuuusss
starting online petitions
smashing their keyboards with their knuckle draggy hands
AND WAILING IN CAPITALS
because it didnt end how they had imagined


at the start i found it pretty and  pretty uninspiring
all that i am lord trevor, 15th son of the baron of arseloch
i challenge you, king rectinol of the 9th sea of ubersplat
over the death of my favourite long haired gazunderblech
etc etc
exposition? boh?
but after all that  was EVENTUALLY over
it did float the limeboat

and the 12 year old mentalists did have a point
the ending was a bit underwhelming
all that epicness ending with
ok, lets all fuck off somewhere else now for some chips


but that was far less tragi/comic
than the chorus of entitled wheezing elderly infants...

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