Back in the good old days - the second half of the 19th century- before political correctness gone mad etc etc stfu
a 'french' (va te faire foutre, he was corsican) geezer called mariani came up with a popular drinkie and modestly named it after himself.
loads of famous people publicly swore by the stuff
including 2 popes, thomas edison, ulysses s grant, the french pm and emile zola all banged on about how super it was.
in the ads, it was claimed it would restore health, strength, energy and vitality.
YOU WANT SOME RIGHT NOW ehi?!
what made it so downright brillo?
it was 'à la Coca du Pérou'
thats right
it was bang full of cocaine
so shove your copycat early coca cola up your gringo arse
this was alcoholic AND it was chockers with charlie!
no wonder it made everybody feel so amazeballs...
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