Tuesday, April 01, 2014

woolly butt-ox

yep
this is an artist's extreme rendition of a woolly rhino
he was way cool
he didnt get the luff and fame the woolly mammoth got
because although he was a huge fooker
he wasn't, well... mammoth
he did have a mammoth tusk though
much embiggeneder than that of the current lightweight and still not quite extinct african rhino
and dont even mention the dorset rhino
which gets its rhino period when the temperature goes over 17C
woolly rhino was also much more street than the mammoth
he was into the stooges and velvet underground
who werent given the acclaim they deserved back during the last ice age

at some point during the next few months i will finally be in a position to clone one
i shall call him Trevor

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