misplaced onself in a retail establishment

that would just be silly



but it sure felt that way



wandering aimlessly around a giant mega hyper store



of an unnamed svenska shoppe



trying short cuts between cups and bunk beds



trying to straight line the plants and lamps



thinking about meatballs with schlarfen larfen sauce



and going around in circles and rhombiiii



it was only a small dastardly scheme



try to frame ho chi minh



in all his red glory



he had been asking for it since the 60's



he fought off the french, twice!



he gave the nihon jins a hard time



he fought off the gringos



so frustrated did they become that they tipped helicopters into the sea



he even fought off democracy



but i had him in my sights



or in my cupboard at least



and after waiting and plotting



finally he would be mine



but before that could be achieved i would have to outwit those devious scandies...