Tuesday, December 04, 2012

out of orifice reply

Hi
I'm away from the orifice from 1/1/1 until precisely the moment hell starts to exist and then simultaneously freezes over, under and fosbury flops it. If you require assistance please contact your own arse via your back door man (rectangular with a wire mesh screen) or if its urgent call me on my cellulite fone on 0011gofuckyourself.
Much love and I hope your loved ones perish of consumption.
LB

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's beautiful, LB. Very touching!!

limebeaver said...

Wow, a comment!