they didnt live at the bottom of the garden
oh no
they lived in boisenberry cottage cheese or something
they danced and sang
but not in unison
at times it seemed that one or t'other didnt know the words
or the moves
one was bigger than the other two
she claimed to be the mother of the other two fairies
it wasnt a very convincing claim
one had more teeth than most fairies
one had a long shiny wand
and another had a short stubby noisy wand
and one went wazz wazz wazz all the way around
they made an awful racket
magically running into the room
magically running out of the room
casting shrinking and growing spells
(with dubious effect)
the largest fairy knew how to operate a cd player
which was unfortunate
the green fairy told me off most sternly for talking
then in a subtle hullaballoo
the largest one then became some kind of 1940's movie siren
well then, what IS at the bottom of the garden?
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Did you have some girlish friends over then? Did you all get a bit in your cups then? Woohayyyy...
either that or the lsd worked...
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