off to a wedding today
im going to be second best man
which is pretty cool, i think
I get to wear a suit
and a vest
so i'd best have a shave
pop a couple of respectable pills
and try to bash this shambles of a person into a fit state for public consumption
all the greats will be there
cousins, some partially removed, aunts, uncles, siblings, parents, goat people,friends and fiends
my dear cuz is getting all hitched
it's all pretty marvy
she's marrying a good bloke
and she's all very happy
and he's all very happy
which makes me at least partially very happy
or is that at least all partially happy?
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...when did the intended realise the betrothed was a goat? and what gave it away?
whilst strolling up the aisle...
it might have been the beard...and the fact he was chewing on the light fittings..
:-)
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