some kind of bogan monstrosity

DVD-Metallica, Some Kind of Monster
duration-fucking ages
starring-loads of bogans
Synopsis; hugely popular bogan behemoth and masters of shoutiness have a documentary made about them trying to record an album and being cranky at each other... They have a counsellor follow them around everywhere, trying to make them get along long enough to make a new record and cash in yet again. He has taught them all fluent shrink speak and they express themselves with "I feel this/I respect your that" Hilarity ensues as the drummer, Lars von twatville shows himself to be an enormous tossface and is at loggerheads with lead shoutmeister James AllHetupfield, who is obviously fucked up (disappears off to detox clinic), but at least interesting. Other hispanic guitar dude radiates stupidity despite barely opening his mouth and new bass guy looks like an enormous teddy bear. Special guest is formation era guitarist who got kicked out of the band and now shares his suffering with hilarious consequences of "my twenty years of pain" earnest speeching.
Despite the over-shoutiness of the music and the annoying band members, the film is pretty damn funny.
4 lavatory flushes out of 5