erik looooooooooooves animal collective

Animal Collective
is that erik swooning behind a tree?

oh he is such a huuuuuuuuuge fan
you cant stop him banging on about animal collective
they can do no wrong
according to erik
he came all the way to osstraya to see them
despite the fact that they arent even from osstraya
now thats dedication by erik
even now you can spy him walking around the centro storico of genoa
humming some whacky electronic tune
that no doubt originates from animal collective
he's a real fan boy
got all the t shirts, hats and underpants
all the different versions of each release
mp3, flac, vinyl, cd, cassette and anal probe
sometimes you just cant shut the bastard up
his fave aspect of the band
is undoubtedly their live performance
he saw them once in melborn, osstraya
all his friends got in for free
but not erik
he paid for his ticket as a matter of principal
in fact he wanted to pay double
he was enamoured with their ever-so crazeeeey outfits
there he stood right up the front
practically draped himself over the stage
and was dazzledly enraptured by the bands live performance
he tried to go backstage to offer his up culo
but they werent that way inclined
he offered to carry the heavy equipment
but they werent that way inclined either

it took him 3 weeks to truly recover himself afterwards
he seemed perpetually in a daze
lost in a dream world where he was with his 'superbest friends' - the animal collective
he threw out/deleted the rest of his music collection
and would only talk in the bands lyrics

he claims he's over it now
but after a few dozen too many grappas
you might just catch him in a reverie
about his first, one and only true love
animal collective